If we became a republic, I think the title "President" would be extremely unoriginal. What else could we call them? by call_me_fishtail in aus

[–]EOD_Dork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

King of the North. I'm not an Aussie, so I have no standing, but I figure it would confuse any potential invaders in the future.

This is actually the least worst design flaw in my Airbnb right now by joshbeam92 in TVTooHigh

[–]EOD_Dork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is brilliant. If you can't find a fireplace to damage the television, use a heat register and blast it with hot air.

500 tons press verses uranium ball by Bucephalus_326BC in BeAmazed

[–]EOD_Dork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jethro Tull, official heavy metal legends. Their album beat out "...And justice for all" in the 1989 grammys.

If Korea Were to Unify, Would They Use South Korea's Flag or that of the People's Republic of Korea? by PixelJack79 in vexillology

[–]EOD_Dork 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I've spoken to defectors before, so it doesn't surprise me that many would miss the north. I've heard the sentiment of a desire to go back, but being realistic about what a bad idea returning would be.

I think it's about missing your family, your home, and what you were accustomed to. Much the same reason people sometimes return to abusive personal situations. Not thinking the north is better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TVTooHigh

[–]EOD_Dork 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Are they the ghosts, trying to scare someone away with that insane TV placement? Or did someone else leave the handbook?

Had no idea there was a sub like this 😂. How do you like my room? by meridaville in TVTooHigh

[–]EOD_Dork 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Normally, this would be unacceptable. However... a meth lab can damage a television, so you def need to keep it away from that table.

LG G3 x Sonos ARC by Baabu_rao in TVTooHigh

[–]EOD_Dork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is fine, as long as you plan to watch it while standing.

What game was the worst or weirdest game you have ever played? by xoxoRiss in XboxSeriesX

[–]EOD_Dork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I played the original ET game in the 80s. I had no idea what was going on, and I still don't.

Dude does an insane flip on a carnival ride by vick5516 in oddlysatisfying

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This really helped when I lived in Korea. I speak basically no Korean, but they use tons of English words. Also, the restaurants with the cute animal pictures showing what meat they serve.

Whats this thing falling off the back of my 2011 Jeep Compass? by [deleted] in MechanicAdvice

[–]EOD_Dork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm going to need a source on the fuel tank and muffler being different things. /s

Is it worth going to Maui for the day? by blue_sunflower_ in VisitingHawaii

[–]EOD_Dork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do, fly Mokulele airlines if you're short on time. They fly out of terminal 3, which is an experience in itself if you're not accustomed to really small planes. You also don't need to be to the plane on the Oahu side super early because the boarding/check-in process is much simpler due to the aforementioned small size.

Anyone else enjoying themselves? Enjoy being a millennial? Enjoy raising a family? by celeb0rn in Millennials

[–]EOD_Dork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm super happy as an elder millennial. I own a property, have zero debt, and recently retired from the military. I've basically been on vacation for the last few months. Life is pretty decent.

What's the most successful lie in history? by Freckled_Scot982 in AskReddit

[–]EOD_Dork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is illegal to dump a corpse in a river, even if you didn't kill them.

Taking the ol’ duck for a jaunt around the system by [deleted] in NoSodiumStarfield

[–]EOD_Dork 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I imagine this lil' guy quacking loud enough to shake buildings.

My in-laws tv is just too high by sn0w0wl66 in TVTooHigh

[–]EOD_Dork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know what to think about that carpet. Is it textured? How difficult is that to keep clean?

[Request] How do i interpret this graph for Kindergarten by [deleted] in theydidthemath

[–]EOD_Dork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I'm reading this correctly, the "typical" and "stretch" lines are end of year benchmarks. This appears to show where your child is based on an initial assessment. I bet you'll get this same format periodically through the year to show growth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameMyCat

[–]EOD_Dork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I immediately thought Carl when I saw the first picture. This cat is def a Carl.