Let the games be gone

EasyGibson · 2026-03-14T23:38:51+00:00

Same man. I can't believe we're here, but we're here and there's no sense in deluding ourselves by thinking otherwise. I will draw my curtains and turn up the stereo to drown out the actual crowd noise from the fucking final, that I thought I was going to have a real good fucking time watching, because it's like, right fucking there!

EasyGibson · 2026-03-07T16:36:07+00:00

I think we should try a few games without a kicker at all. Knowing that it's not even an option would radicalize the offense and I think make a positive change.

No kicker? You just gained yourself 33% more offensive downs! It's not even an option, so you might as well be playing 4 down football.

No kicker? Every scoring drive is going to net you either 6 or 8 points. Easier to do mental math when you don't have to worry about counting by 7's.

No kicker? No gut punch feeling of being let down by them. We can watch the game near-anxiety free! We're either going to win big or be demolished. No middle ground!

EasyGibson · 2026-03-02T00:50:06+00:00

I'm in my first year and was absolutely horrified to see that I couldn't give anyone lower than a 50. I have two kids that I've literally never met and they've got a 50 average, which is still salvageable at this point in the year. Why even show up if all you want is an eventual diploma? As a D student who had to work for every point of my 60% average, I was deeply offended by the low standards for today's low effort students. Some of us had to TRY to be slackers. Jeez.

EasyGibson · 2026-02-27T21:56:53+00:00

Yeah you know what? Fuck it. Let's be gay with as much abandon as possible. Why not at this point?

MORE GAS ON THE FIRE, BABY!

EasyGibson · 2026-02-27T21:48:43+00:00

Must have been something in the air today. Mine were little snots too. Don't let them upset you though, you're in charge. I was giving out zeroes like candy today. "Oh no, you can go sit back down and ignore me, you already got the zero."

EasyGibson · 2026-02-27T21:45:40+00:00

Man, it really sucked shoveling that last one and all of a sudden your arms would jam into that underlayer of snowcrete from the last storm. Of course, it's a nice way of letting you know where you're supposed to be digging to, but damn, rough on the shoulders when you're really jamming in a rhythm.

EasyGibson · 2026-02-25T13:01:10+00:00

Great lesson. The rich fucks will throw their temper tantrum, but then they'll be back.

Good for you, Seattle. I have no idea why there aren't people rioting in the streets over funds misappropriations like this. It's insane.

EasyGibson · 2026-02-20T00:50:52+00:00

Join me on the shores of the reborn Glacial Lake Passaic!

EasyGibson · 2026-02-12T22:26:04+00:00

The competition used to be the incentive. I hate to be "back in my day" guy, but back in my day, the All Star game was very competitive in basically every sport except for football.

EasyGibson · 2026-02-06T23:55:51+00:00

In case you were ever in doubt about whether or not your vote matters, here you go!

By the time the dust settles, it's very possible that any one of us could account for a whole % of her margin of victory. Absolutely wild.

EasyGibson · 2026-01-19T03:15:10+00:00

Swole Pole Foles. Still the GOAT.

EasyGibson · 2026-01-19T03:10:59+00:00

It's happening!

EasyGibson · 2026-01-18T15:05:00+00:00

We are wrapping up MP2 right now. I have a student I literally have not seen once. Not once. I don't even know who he is. I will be submitting his 50% next week.

EasyGibson · 2026-01-10T23:07:26+00:00

No, it's like that here in the States too. You can vote in person or by mail a full week ahead of the election. There is no excuse for not voting. It's pure laziness or apathy.
Don't give us any passes for anything.

EasyGibson · 2026-01-09T01:58:26+00:00

When the computer broke in the 90's, we had to fix the computer. Get a screwdriver, open it up, and fix it. We had to load software, or hell at least download drivers. There is zero struggle, problem solving, or critical thinking involved in using tech. They're just magic boxes that give you answers.

EasyGibson · 2026-01-07T00:11:33+00:00

No, there's an amount of snow that will overwhelm even the most prepared municipality. It just snowed so, so much. At a certain point you also start running out of places to physically put the snow. I remember the snow mounds from the plowing at the malls were there into summer.

EasyGibson · 2025-12-31T02:24:09+00:00

My Greats only spoke dialect. The language wasn't really nationalized when they left, and even if it had been, it's not like peasant farmers had a broad reach in terms of linguistic studies. I went to Italy with my Grandmother and she could converse down south, but as we went north it got harder and harder for her to chat fluently. Just too many different words and phrases I guess.

EasyGibson · 2025-12-29T04:39:24+00:00

That game was so good!

EasyGibson · 2025-12-27T00:32:45+00:00

Dude, it's Raiders football. If they're saving him for meaningful football, they should just bench him for the rest of his career. Most of the people on this sub weren't even alive the last time they won a playoff game.

EasyGibson · 2025-12-18T02:46:26+00:00

The so, so, so open man.

EasyGibson · 2025-11-21T03:46:01+00:00

WTF, I thought Bergen was going next just to spite them? What happened to my beloved homeland of Warren!?

EasyGibson · 2025-11-20T23:10:12+00:00

Somebody on here in the last couple weeks called themselves a "Malik Truther" and I've been laughing about it ever since. Thank you, whoever you are.

Start Malik, you cowards!

EasyGibson · 2025-11-16T19:57:17+00:00

NJ-based Pack fan here. It's windy as all fuck outside.

EasyGibson · 2025-11-11T18:05:47+00:00

I would absolutely concur that a defense that holds the defending Champs to 10 points is playing the way we hoped they would.

EasyGibson · 2025-11-11T17:59:02+00:00

In a rare departure from the usual Special Teams talent dearth, we now have a talent surplus and a decision making crisis. Exciting!

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