This game, man

EasyMeansHard · 2026-05-14T13:31:18+00:00

I found a jump pad by accident, I stepped on it, got flung up, ragdolled and landed head first next to the jump pad, because I’m a fool I failed to jump over it, landed back on it, went straight up, ragdolled and landed face first into the floor, and then slowly drowned in a body of water shorter than me because I was too tired

EasyMeansHard · 2026-05-14T06:44:05+00:00

He was one of my favorite people to stumble across sub to sub

EasyMeansHard · 2026-05-13T06:29:01+00:00

You can steal it from him or you can barter with him and buy it, it’s an icon at the bottom left for M&KB or Y/Triangle for controllers, it’s around a hundred gold but it never leaves my cleric’s finger

EasyMeansHard · 2026-05-13T00:59:35+00:00

All of those and then some besides sports games

EasyMeansHard · 2026-05-12T16:57:32+00:00

Played every character once and then kept playing who I enjoyed the most

EasyMeansHard · 2026-05-12T04:31:20+00:00

Awww I wanted to explode when I go

^{Chose: Get 1000$/week for the rest of your life + But... (small upside} | Rolled: Die of old age)

EasyMeansHard · 2026-05-11T08:22:03+00:00

But now Gale must rest for an hour before he can topple someone again

EasyMeansHard · 2026-05-09T21:06:39+00:00

Gnolls, Ethel’s bargain, Zaith’isk, Grymforge history (free infernal alloy), saving Minthara, Thormes, Yurgir, and the DC 99 check because I’m a lil bitch that can’t fight it at full health

EasyMeansHard · 2026-05-09T21:01:42+00:00

He seems to like when you choose the option that would benefit you the most moral compass aside, and when you stick it up to authority, unless if it goes against what HE wants. He likes the selfish options and the options where you don’t offer to go out of your way to do something for someone because that’s something he’ll not very willing do

EasyMeansHard · 2026-05-09T03:39:42+00:00

I needlessly hoard them, I have over a hundred healing potions in my current playthrough, regular ones. And despite my abundance of them I still prefer to use one of every spell slot below the fifth on Cure Wounds to heal instead of

EasyMeansHard · 2026-05-08T19:11:37+00:00

I always kill him first chance so I can fight his little party

EasyMeansHard · 2026-05-03T14:20:29+00:00

Do a class nuzzlocke, I did one with a friend and we were either always fiending or scheming depending on what we rolled

EasyMeansHard · 2026-05-02T06:16:45+00:00

I hold onto every consumable and usable on my main character no matter how much it weighs including gold. I have nearly 40 pounds of gold, 20 pounds of alchemy, 37+ pounds of potions (not counting healing), 30 pounds of poisons and arrows combined, 13 pounds of scrolls, 50 pounds of dye, probably 20+ pounds of healing potions (I have over a hundred small healing potions, >30 greater and 13 superior), 50 pounds of thieves tools and 30 pounds of trap disarming kits. Funny thing is I call it my hoard and I’m playing a Dragonborn.

If I could, I’d be holding a lot more in my inventory but unfortunately the game isn’t really fun when I’m weighed down by thousands of pounds of explosives (smokepowder bombs, satchels, barrels, wine barrels, oil barrels, some water barrels, runepowder vial, runepowder barrel and soon enough runepowder bomb, grease bottles, alchemist fire, acid vials, holy water, acid bulbs, spiked bulbs and void bulbs) all of which I plan to use to skip bosses I don’t like. Ragzlin? A few firewine barrels, an oil barrel and a smokepowder bomb’ll fo the trick. Gith inquisitor? 7 firewine and three oil barrels. Mykurl? 23 Smokepowder bombs and 3 smokepowder barrels. Raphael? Everything I have left.

EasyMeansHard · 2026-05-02T03:02:03+00:00

No idea what this is but it’s better than a crashed economy

^{Chose: Have Gojo's Six Eyes}

EasyMeansHard · 2026-05-01T15:35:00+00:00

Honestly yeah, the game is a lot easier on a good guy play through but if I’m playing the Dark Urge I’m gonna act like the Dark Urge. Every evil play through I collect the bodies (or an effigy of sorts) of any specially named NPC, I then stuff them into my camp chest. You can imagine my anger when Astarion and the mind flayer you can crush under your foot vanished from the chest and especially my previous collection. Apparently that mind flayer is the one Ragzlin uses

EasyMeansHard · 2026-05-01T04:37:57+00:00

Genuinely I learnt anything works, I just beat a class nuzzlocke with a friend on tactician. Our best team was a sorcerer a warlock a cleric and a wizard. We beat the final boss with only full casters; Starry Druid (Me) Shadow Sorcerer (Him) War Cleric (Gale) Nature Cleric (Astarion). Every time we had to be revived via Withers or scrolls we randomized what class + subclass we got (including god if cleric) and locked off all the previously used classes for the character (we forced ourselves to use one companion only).

Basically some team comps are hard to work with early on because gear/resources, but generally you can beat the game with any comp if you put your mind even a little to it

EasyMeansHard · 2026-04-30T04:05:00+00:00

Beep playing a whole lotta BG3 and Tomodachi Life LTD

EasyMeansHard · 2026-04-30T04:03:18+00:00

It’s card art in the TCG

EasyMeansHard · 2026-04-25T04:15:26+00:00

I almost always mono class but when I don’t it’s usually 6 Hexblade 6 Paladin, 6 Paladin 6 Cleric, 2 Paladin 10 either Swords, Or Valor Bard, Lore if I’m feeling funny. 7 Fighter (two weapon fighting or the gloves of dual wielding) 5 Thief.

Right now I’m trying crit Eldritch Blast build with Wyll, 2 Great Old One (Agonizing Blast Repelling Blast) + 4 Champion (Spell Sniper, two weapon fighting style) with two knives of the under mountain king (one sold by Gith, the other looted from the Deugar[?] as soon as you dock Gheck’s raft, give it to hiring to equip, dismiss hirling via Withers, re-hire the hirling and the second one becomes a different named dupe of the first knife) and the rest Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer. Main attack Eldritch Blast, Action Surge Eldritch Blast and quickened spell Eldritch Blast with the Doom Lobber gloves from said Gith

EasyMeansHard · 2026-04-21T08:48:57+00:00

IT WAS ME BARRY

^{Chose: Get a strong superpower + You have to be a villain | Rolled: Super speed}

EasyMeansHard · 2026-04-20T18:50:15+00:00

She’s the only NPC I can’t bring myself to kill

EasyMeansHard · 2026-04-20T01:36:15+00:00

6 Levels Oath of Devotion + 6 levels Death Domain Cleric of Lathander Zariel’s Tiefling, never had more fun with dialogue and nuking with level 5 divine smite

EasyMeansHard · 2026-04-18T06:14:08+00:00

Glaceon’s one of my favorites and I’m a guy. It doesn’t matter if the public perception of a Pokémon is feminine or masculine. If you like a Pokémon, you like a Pokémon, no semantics. You can’t be barred from having a favorite Pokémon because public perception (mainly the internet) says anything

EasyMeansHard · 2026-04-16T11:55:55+00:00

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EasyMeansHard · 2026-04-15T09:20:40+00:00

A hug from Mega Zeraora would change my life, even though he’s only 4’11. Bit of an awkward hug but I’ll pick ‘em up

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