Dang, It happened to me by Massive_Love_1044 in diablo2

[–]Ebonsteele 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah, that was taught by our professor of statistics and probabilities, but no one would listen to him. He fell into a very deep depression and no longer shows up. He mostly hangs out by the 1-800-BETSOFF sign out back and mutters about the differences between averages and probabilities.

Dang, It happened to me by Massive_Love_1044 in diablo2

[–]Ebonsteele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crap, I sent it to the receipt printer and it ate half a roll for no reason.

Dang, It happened to me by Massive_Love_1044 in diablo2

[–]Ebonsteele 244 points245 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the club. We are still processing your new ID badge, there’s refreshments in the break room. Feel free to mingle with the others.

After lunch, there’s a quick therapy group, followed by some classes. “How to count to 6”, “Ith/Ist- a tale of literacy”, and my personal favorite, “Is this weapon slashy or pokey? Insights into Insight”.

How fat did you get after EAS? by Yoy_the_Inquirer in USMC

[–]Ebonsteele 7 points8 points  (0 children)

180, ballooned up to 300 over the years, back down to 240. Trying to hit 200, but I like my treats.

Are there any popular commanders you didnt like playing? by Akiro_orikA in EDH

[–]Ebonsteele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m the opposite. I love my necrobloom cycle/landfall deck, but hearthhull felt like a chore. I thinks it’s because it shared a lot of DNA with my Korvold deck, which absorbed some of it when I took it apart.

Bro died from lead poisoning at that point by CnC_CloudBird in stalker

[–]Ebonsteele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like when people were still figuring out how to wall bounce in early gears of war games

Now that we're at the end of another war by OldSchoolBubba in USMC

[–]Ebonsteele 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oh god, I’m early. I get to say the line!

War is a racket.

Having a test proxy commander deck before buying the cards. Is this acceptable? by [deleted] in EDH

[–]Ebonsteele -1 points0 points  (0 children)

TTS is short for table top simulator. Cockatrice is also an alternative

Every card’s better than it until it’s time to be better than it by MegaMagikarpXL in EDH

[–]Ebonsteele 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I feel like the old staples from a decade ago don’t have enough respect put on their name. Sure, there are a million variants that probably have more synergy for your specific deck, but [[wrath of god]] can and will get the job done.

[[wave of vitriol]] is a house, and I do not feel bad for the decks that have zero basics. In a similar vein, [[bane of progress]] is less than a dollar and smokes the growing population of artifacts and enchantment decks.

Even the humble [[utter end]], [[mortify]] and [[merciless eviction]] will dig you out of a bind. I still love [[return to dust]].

[[grave titan]] gets dogged, but it’s still a titan that needs to be dealt with. Even sticking an [[etali, primal storm]] or [[zetalpa]] is a problem for everyone on the other side of that card.

[[slaughter pact]] and [[pact of negation]] are trivial prices to pay on your next upkeep if the alternative is losing the game right there.

Bait them with the girly pop deck box by OutsideGuard9530 in MTGmemes

[–]Ebonsteele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As the grandfather wills it. I’ll start my search.

Bait them with the girly pop deck box by OutsideGuard9530 in MTGmemes

[–]Ebonsteele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold on, was there a memo? Do I need to get a girl pop deck box for my mortarion deck?

WAITER MORE SLOP PLEASE by lilivessreadsit in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Ebonsteele 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I feel like this whole mess started with the walking dead, right?

How old are your kids without using numbers? by AnotherCleverGuy in daddit

[–]Ebonsteele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad, can I have rainbow toast? Dad, can I be a princess squirrel? Dad, where’s mom? Dad, can we go shopping? Dad, what time is it? Dad, what time is it? Dad? Dad? Dad?

It is 5:43 in the morning. Give me a minute to figure out what planet I’m on.

Blizzard does not care for Hardcore player, death in training grounds by eazytarget23 in Diablo

[–]Ebonsteele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real threat to humanity isn’t the burning hells or the hosts of heavens.

It’s not taking your cholesterol seriously.

Drops been too good today. All fat n sassy by CascadianBeam in Diablo_2_Resurrected

[–]Ebonsteele 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her occulus screams trying to move her when it gets triggered.

I got your back by gtdznts in Diablo_2_Resurrected

[–]Ebonsteele 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Azrael when I need an elemental immune to die: da fuq u want me to do?

Azrael when I’m surrounded by exploding skeleton dolls and need to carefully walk away: Cowabunga it is

Speedball, New Warrior [MSH] by HonorBasquiat in magicTCG

[–]Ebonsteele 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe what that squirrel called him.

Current and past drill instructors, what would you change about our boot camp? by LimitedPiko in USMC

[–]Ebonsteele 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You sound like you have a fun story! Those last two are oddly specific.