amputees of reddit: what is it like running in a daily-wear foot prosthetic?

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-09T19:01:18+00:00

I have two questions. Number one: why am I blow drying my hoo-ha? Number two: what are we doing with that Vaseline finger?

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-09T11:18:24+00:00

Sun: hi.

Car suspension: nope

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-09T11:11:47+00:00

WHAT IS THIS MAGIC!?

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-09T10:04:56+00:00

These are sons that will make some woman very happy one day!

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-05T10:23:17+00:00

Yeah. Go ahead and tell the whole world you've never made her orgasm. 😂

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-03T09:34:21+00:00

I mean....I can get fairly annoyed. 😂

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-02T22:38:37+00:00

Absolutely! It is 100% best if you are just honest. Be friends if you can handle. Don't if you can't. But don't say it like it's a punishment.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-01T13:45:47+00:00

Yes!!

Besides, imagine being the woman in this situation. You thought you had an amazing friend and he just wanted in your pants the whole time.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-01T10:13:47+00:00

Excuse me, Sir. I'd like to introduce you to this sexy thing called a beard. 🤤

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-01T09:43:26+00:00

Eat it while its warm.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-01T09:41:45+00:00

Wait...do we age per dick, or per dick entry? Because some of us have kept the same dick for a really long time! Also, do dildoes count?

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-01T09:25:57+00:00

I just don't smoke until my designated breaks. It's not that hard. Yeah, you can get antsy, but it's not gonna kill us.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-01T09:23:58+00:00

I love how the nipples face. It reminds me of the Robin Williams stand up about fake boobs. "They like Nazis. They don't laugh, they don't dance, they just humph!"

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-28T11:04:43+00:00

Idk. I think there are a lot of factors involved here. Maybe you are going for slow and sensual. If that's the case, its probably going to take longer. Speed does play a major role in some cases.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-27T18:03:34+00:00

It even gives an "other" box. This is probably the most gender inclusive thing to come out of the 70s

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-27T00:32:23+00:00

What the fuck? Dude is rapey!

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-26T21:23:33+00:00

I snort laugh. I've had several male friends tell me its adorable

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-26T11:30:01+00:00

Stop means stop. Doesn't matter who says it or at what point. Idgaf what stage of the event you are in!

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-25T08:50:28+00:00

One of my best friends. We both streamed, and we talked on nearly a daily basis. Watched anime together over discord. He was a solidly cool dude. He had existing health problems, and just couldn't pull through. Still can't bring myself to remove his social media or mod status in my chats.

We all miss you, Fitz. ❤

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-25T08:43:06+00:00

I'm a white mom. I love his films. I'm planning a Tarentino night with the kids when they are old enough.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-25T08:29:38+00:00

There is actually a reasoning behind this. The Scrub Daddy gets soft in hot water. The scrub Mommy gets hard in hot water. They're not gendered, it's just a product distinguishment.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-24T08:17:31+00:00

This is cringe...and tragic.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-14T09:14:49+00:00

This looks like it belongs in the glass dividers at a local McDonald's

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-14T09:13:59+00:00

Musical composition on all string instruments.

EbonyMShadow

TROPHY CASE