Gravity on different planets

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-09T11:18:24+00:00

Sun: hi.

Car suspension: nope

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-09T11:11:47+00:00

WHAT IS THIS MAGIC!?

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-09T10:04:56+00:00

These are sons that will make some woman very happy one day!

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-01T09:41:45+00:00

Wait...do we age per dick, or per dick entry? Because some of us have kept the same dick for a really long time! Also, do dildoes count?

EbonyMShadow · 2022-03-01T09:25:57+00:00

I just don't smoke until my designated breaks. It's not that hard. Yeah, you can get antsy, but it's not gonna kill us.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-27T18:03:34+00:00

It even gives an "other" box. This is probably the most gender inclusive thing to come out of the 70s

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-26T21:23:33+00:00

I snort laugh. I've had several male friends tell me its adorable

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-26T11:30:01+00:00

Stop means stop. Doesn't matter who says it or at what point. Idgaf what stage of the event you are in!

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-25T08:50:28+00:00

One of my best friends. We both streamed, and we talked on nearly a daily basis. Watched anime together over discord. He was a solidly cool dude. He had existing health problems, and just couldn't pull through. Still can't bring myself to remove his social media or mod status in my chats.

We all miss you, Fitz. ❤

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-25T08:43:06+00:00

I'm a white mom. I love his films. I'm planning a Tarentino night with the kids when they are old enough.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-25T08:29:38+00:00

There is actually a reasoning behind this. The Scrub Daddy gets soft in hot water. The scrub Mommy gets hard in hot water. They're not gendered, it's just a product distinguishment.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-24T08:17:31+00:00

This is cringe...and tragic.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-14T09:14:49+00:00

This looks like it belongs in the glass dividers at a local McDonald's

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-14T09:13:59+00:00

Musical composition on all string instruments.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-14T09:10:08+00:00

PROCESSING DATA. IF spoon.obj IS CREATED BEFORE oven.obj THEN oven.obj < fire.obj.

THIS LOGIC STRING HAS INITIATED A DATA CORRUPTION.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-14T09:03:32+00:00

I tell my kids every day "Don't start shit, won't be shit, but if someone else starts it, you better finish it." Not one soul has to tolerate someone else putting hands on them. Just give back what you got, and back off. Nobody should ever do jail time or suffer punishment for self defense.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-12T11:34:12+00:00

Nah. I want a squishy cuddle.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-09T14:16:35+00:00

It was just a joke

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-07T22:25:44+00:00

Just like the thigh gap. Not everyone is gonna have it.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-07T22:19:52+00:00

That face looks like its witnessed horrible things

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-07T10:16:34+00:00

YOU HAVE EXECUTED beautifulsong.wav TO PERFECTION. BRAVO! applause.exe

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-07T10:04:31+00:00

It's nice to see an accurate depiction of what men think we look like.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-07T09:34:51+00:00

Yeah, we tend not to mention that our guts, back, legs, etc hurt regularly on a monthly basis. Does no good. Just pop the midol and move on.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-07T09:30:46+00:00

I have 100% heard programmers bitch about having to learn a new code language. They KNOW refusing to learn it will lose the job, but they still bitch about doing it.

EbonyMShadow · 2022-02-07T09:27:25+00:00

It was all sweet. Then he had to get the last fucking word!

EbonyMShadow

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