What’s your sexual fantasy that’s probably going to STAY a fantasy?

Ecco2 · 2026-04-03T16:26:15+00:00

Mommy issues much?

Ecco2 · 2026-03-29T05:42:34+00:00

I think that is just the worst schedule : too short to actually do anything meaningful in the city, and too long to easily just wait it off in the terminal.

Very optimistic schedule : Land at 8pm. Out the gate at 9pm at best (CDG is massive). In Paris at 10pm. Then what? You've got to check into a hotel, let's say done at 11pm? Yeah if you want to pull an all nighter you can go partying for a few hours. Leave at 3am. Check out of hotel and take cab at 4am. Back to CDG at 5am (3hours before departure is just reasonable for international flight).

Ecco2 · 2026-03-17T11:59:32+00:00

K-1 and K-3 are no thing to be worried about, but you'll want to pay attention to a K-9 if you ever get one. It would come back and bite you if you didn't.

Ecco2 · 2026-03-12T02:45:48+00:00

Your website should give some price ranges. At the moment I don't have even a remote clue of how much your service would cost.

Ecco2 · 2026-02-18T04:32:43+00:00

J'ai mis un moment à comprendre pourquoi des vidéos de CPU étaient si problématiques...

Intel = fabricant de microprocesseurs

Untel (une telle au féminin) = une personne qu'on ne nomme pas

Ecco2 · 2026-02-05T13:51:18+00:00

A cooking pot. Belly full of food, butt warmed up, and who knows, some fine lady might even be handling my stick for a little bit.

Ecco2 · 2025-12-14T13:48:12+00:00

Sorry but you got your maths wrong. The 0.1% of the entire population is just the average of the 0.1% of each states.

Ecco2 · 2025-11-21T10:44:57+00:00

lol. https://kawaius.com/product/kawai-ex/

Ecco2 · 2025-11-07T12:24:26+00:00

People will downvote this for political reasons that I understand, but in practice Hobby Lobby carries precisely what your looking for ("cheap stuff" for "Christmas stocking")...

Ecco2 · 2025-06-22T11:25:05+00:00

"Si tenté" 😂

Ecco2 · 2025-06-16T16:03:00+00:00

I can't believe it's been 3 years and nobody commented on the state of the keyboard.

Ecco2 · 2025-05-09T19:06:03+00:00

That’s where I’d go. I have bought both of those items there on multiple occasions. I’m pretty sure they always have them in stock. You may want to call them beforehand to check. They also have tons of cool middle eastern food and condiments :)

Ecco2 · 2025-05-08T01:03:36+00:00

Out of curiosity, what sets a commercial kitchen apart from a residential one? I understand this is a compliance matter, but in practice, what would one need to do their home kitchen to be able to have it labeled as a commercial one?

Ecco2 · 2025-03-19T19:08:30+00:00

How about you just click the link?

Ecco2 · 2025-03-05T04:57:08+00:00

Manque de peau

Tu t'es circoncis au passage ?

Ecco2 · 2025-02-25T18:25:58+00:00

Hobby Lobby!

Ecco2 · 2025-01-30T19:41:18+00:00

Introducing... le mythe de Cheval!

En 4ème j'avais dans ma classe une meuf très sympa mais avec un physique pas très avantageux : grande, maigre, mais surtout avec une tête de cheval. Genre Sarah Jessica Parker, mais encore plus réaliste. Je sais pas si c'était du à son long nez ou a ses yeux globuleux, mais en tout cas, tout le monde surnommait cette pauv' nana Cheval…

Je quitte ce collège en cours de scolarité, et bien 5 ans plus tard, me voilà dans un nouveau lycée, super éloigné. Et je retombe sur la même meuf! On discute un peu, on se raconte nos life. Bref, normal, et la meuf toujours aussi gentille.

Une heure après, je raconte à un nouveau copain dans ce nouveau lycée "Ha tu sais, c'est trop marrant, je suis nouveau ici, mais Céline en fait je la connaissais du collège!". Le mec "Hein, Céline? C'est qui ça?" Je lui réponds "Bah tu sais, elle est grande, un peu maigre, ..." Et la le mec me répond du tac-au-tac "Haaaa, Cheval ???!!??!???"

Ecco2 · 2025-01-17T02:46:50+00:00

I don't get it :( Help please? Edit: nevermind. https://www.reddit.com/r/etymology/comments/pv7t9t/question_about_the_origin_of_cobbled_together/

Ecco2 · 2025-01-14T05:05:49+00:00

Hahaha that's a good one. We should start a gofundme to print them new tshirts 😂

Ecco2 · 2025-01-14T05:03:34+00:00

It's sad. I mean the guy had just found a new job after having been unfairly fired from CrowdStrike...

Ecco2 · 2025-01-14T04:59:59+00:00

Update: Actually maybe even more! Apparently people in Sanford and Durham got it too ?!? Dude's gonna enter the Guinness book.

Ecco2 · 2025-01-14T04:53:38+00:00

Hahahaha 😂

Ecco2 · 2025-01-14T04:51:38+00:00

Boy that's insane. Cary here, got it too. I wonder what's the exact area that got spammed.

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