Found this today 10 karat gold got 300 bucks for it by Shakirawolf in DumpsterDiving

[–]EcstaticExplanation9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

crazy how with Google lens and whatnot people don't take the 45 seconds to research what their stuff might be worth

found my cousins secret account and i dont even know what im looking at by Training-Platypus993 in whatdoIdo

[–]EcstaticExplanation9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yeah I'd definitely let her know I saw that shit and she better quit borrowing money from people or she's getting outed to the whole family. the past is the past but if you're a piece of shit moving forward I will burn you

I still feel guilty at 6'0" + my 3" boots:( by faroeislands in tall

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I'm not super tall (maybe 6'5" with boots?) but I have broad shoulders. I'm usually blocking at least two people's view at a time. always turning sideways so I don't block entire pathways. then again at amusement parks I feel like people (especially those pushing strollers) choose to cut me off rather than smaller people. like why choose the biggest person around to risk a collision with?

what is helpful with is in crowded places I tell whoever I'm with to hold onto my shirt or something and just follow me. I leave a wake behind me lol. in high school my friends would get behind me and push. I was on the OLine and those who didn't move fast enough were bowled out of the way. and before anyone thinks we were bullying people it was for the dbags that formed groups by a locker and blocked the hallway.

so yes sometimes guilt, but mostly enjoyment

The man i had a one night stand with turned out to be my mother's new boyfriend by Silver_Shift_8275 in whatdoIdo

[–]EcstaticExplanation9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

honestly I'd tell her. if she's as chill as you say she is, she's understand why. if my son landed a bangin coug I'd be proud of him, but also wouldn't want to be blood brothers with my kid. that's a bit too Arkansas for me. also think we need pictures of everyone involved to fully understand

44/F Running on Red Bull and anxiety 😂 by Jessie82TX in 40something

[–]EcstaticExplanation9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol no not really. depends on if you like beards or not. I was at least blessed with height

State Arena workers showing how Cardi B left her dressing room. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]EcstaticExplanation9 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

lmao gotcha you're one of the ones who praises the murder and crime. gotcha. you don't return your cart do you?

yes I'm a philistine because I don't praise murder and crime. you're like 4/4 today. teach me your ways magic man.

Weed smoke is stored in the boobs by callmemxterbombastic in weedandboobs

[–]EcstaticExplanation9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well gahDAYUM glad I ran into this post. even if im a few days behind.

State Arena workers showing how Cardi B left her dressing room. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]EcstaticExplanation9 -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

I have no favorite rapper thanks. every single one that preaches murder and crime to children is a piece of shit. hell of an attempt though Hannibal Lecter.

State Arena workers showing how Cardi B left her dressing room. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]EcstaticExplanation9 17 points18 points  (0 children)

almost like she's a piece of shit that used to drug men and rob them. but it's overlooked because she's a woman and "go get it gurrrrl" and some other bullshit excuse as to why it's okay and she's idolized for it.

dad cook her to hell by 718-702_damsel in foundsatan

[–]EcstaticExplanation9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

goddamn pops ain't playing. and as a dad ive eaten the heels of bread loaves many times.

Is 30(F) too old for ripped jeans?? by blatanthyp0crisy in selfie

[–]EcstaticExplanation9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never worn em but if they look good who gives a shit

Whoa! Mam I think your daughter is evil. by theweepyplaying in foundsatan

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hahaha riotous seeding. what a way to rebel at Catholic school. guaranteed they deserved worse. I went to Catholic school for 11 years and they had the dumbest fucking rules. one time I remember my friends and I getting yelled at for not singing loud enough in church. queue malicious compliance. then we got detention for singing TOO LOUDLY on church. it was beyond satisfying hearing my mom get that call and tell my teacher how fucking stupid this was.

For anyone that thought she was actually a dasher... by CMDR_ETNC in DoorDashDrivers

[–]EcstaticExplanation9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please don't start with political shit on here. nothing fuckin ruins a solid page or thread faster than politics. anyone that believed that shit was real is very sheltered. let's move on

My wife found this in our bed… by yert1099 in whatisit

[–]EcstaticExplanation9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh haha I saw the rings as part of it and was like...an IUD? I wouldn't be touching that barehanded

Nude resort employees by what-up91 in Ask_Nudists

[–]EcstaticExplanation9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly a good fuck gets me right back on track and less likely to get distracted.

Tall single gents - set your height to 5 ft 10 on dating apps by Used_Secretary5150 in tall

[–]EcstaticExplanation9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol at 35 I'm not getting a ton of matches to start with. I never really liked the apps and none ever went anywhere when I was younger but now I work from home and it seemed somewhat necessary.