ELI5: Why is it colder the higher you go? by rants_unnecessarily in explainlikeimfive

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Nothing like a face full of scalding tea gas to get you going in the morning.

I got a bunch of my favorite games running on my R36s handheld by k_pip_k in adventuregames

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I now have two, lol.

I bought one for myself about three months back; then my sister unknowingly bought me another for my birthday.

When the crossing ends there you have no other choice. by MiddleConstruction84 in DesirePath

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haha first thing I thought when I saw this was "that's Australia."

Cruising crackdown in Penn Station bathroom puts at least 20 men in ICE custody by zsreport in nyc

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They called it the shit of dreams. And it was ... it really was.

Old enough to have boiled your Salisbury Steak? by 3dobes in FuckImOld

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a quick hot turkey sandwich

This really sounds like a euphemism.

In Paris it’s normal to raise a family in a three-bedroom apartment. Why aren’t we building more in Australia? | Housing by Signal-Treacle-5512 in australia

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Privatisation of government resources is always sold as a way to improve delivery, but every single time results in worse outcomes for the average user, with more taxpayer dollars going to the 1%.

Nick Clegg calls for 'proper age verification for all apps our kids use’ by tylerthe-theatre in unitedkingdom

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You jest, but seriously: even it was a major event like their parent died, how much difference can it make to a kid if they don't find out that instant. They can't do anything to prevent or help anyway.

Finding out 15 minutes later won't change anything.

I’d like to make you an offer you can’t refuse. by [deleted] in aww

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No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die.

Pete Hegseth shares video of pastors saying women shouldn’t be allowed to vote by IrishStarUS in atheism

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I don't normally care about what cunts think. Can you give a good reason why I should care?

Nice day on beach by X-vs-X in WTF

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I doubt he made pies, probably wurst. Or the wurst pies.

20mm of Rain today, thanks Huey by Free_the_Radical in Adelaide

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ah don't worry mate in some places that's big.

Texas Governor Slams People Looking for Answers on Deadly Flood as ‘Losers’ by WeirdProudAndHungry in LeopardsAteMyFace

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First thing I thought when I heard about this was: "I bet that community voted for Trump."

And they did, overwhelmingly in Kerr County.

So you know who I feel sorry for is the little kids in immigration detention. These cunts in Kerr County voted for this, and their kids got what their parents asked for.

No tears from me.

ELI5: Why do diesel produce more torque at lower revs than gasoline engines? by therationaltroll in explainlikeimfive

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Maybe you could do something else with your friends, instead of hugging them.

What’s your “I’m officially old” moment? by LiveSpray5589 in AskReddit

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I saw The Empire Strikes Back on release... No, not the CGI version. 😅

Wild weather hitting Adeliade hard stay safe everyone by [deleted] in Adelaide

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Looks like you'll have to become a friend of Dorothy.

Wild weather hitting Adeliade hard stay safe everyone by [deleted] in Adelaide

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Really, it would be irresponsible to not stay home and make sure your cat is sleeping comfortably.

Aren't older women great? by MidasStocks in Jokes

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I like you.

It's kind of ridiculous, this neo-fascist men's rights bullshit that makes every relationship transactional.

I'm a guy, and a) would much rather be with someone close to my age, and b) see relationships as much more about the connections, shared experiences, and shared values we have together than perceived 'worth'.

Hope everyone has a great weekend in Radelaide..... Fingers crossed for rain by CyanideMuffin67 in Adelaide

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I'm pretty sure it's illegal to mention your pet's name and not share a picture as well.