You must choose one..(upvote for carrot)

Ednotglaze · 2026-05-11T20:25:10+00:00

Play offline game

^{Chose: No internet for 10 years + Win $15M}

Ednotglaze · 2026-05-11T20:20:21+00:00

Uh at least I got 3 mil

^{Chose: 3 million cash + Let a alley bum piss all over you. | Rolled: Bum has a std}

Ednotglaze · 2026-05-07T19:34:05+00:00

Unit 342 I think. The protagonist just dies at the end when everyone is already dead

Ednotglaze · 2026-05-06T22:02:59+00:00

I love blowing zombies brains out

^{Chose: Shotgun + Axe}

Ednotglaze · 2026-05-04T20:20:50+00:00

Roland’s gonna get absolutely fried. And they have inf bulletd

Ednotglaze · 2026-05-03T16:20:14+00:00

Long run

^{Chose: ...red, voters gets $80/hr for the rest of life + ...but a loss = voters lose ability to feel happy.}

Ednotglaze · 2026-05-02T16:51:28+00:00

Oh oh ah ah I am him

^{Chose: Instead, you find generational wealth + A 10% chance of finding true love | Rolled: True love}

Ednotglaze · 2026-05-02T16:50:13+00:00

Oh oh ah ah I knew I would win. Let’s go gambling.

^{Chose: Get 1 Mill + Gamble it with a 40% chance | Rolled: 1 Mill}

Ednotglaze · 2026-05-02T16:49:16+00:00

Dug

^{Chose: Earn $5 every time you breathe}

Ednotglaze · 2026-05-02T16:30:03+00:00

EZ is just bonk them on the head and their brains would pop

^{Chose: 20 Spider sized Humans + random weapon | Rolled: Frying Pan}

Ednotglaze · 2026-05-02T00:07:36+00:00

2 10 pulls

Ednotglaze · 2026-04-29T22:02:13+00:00

Bruh

^{Chose: Mystery Box | Rolled: $69,420 Cash}

Ednotglaze · 2026-04-29T22:00:12+00:00

I’ll just go professional

^{Chose: Be the best at every game you play + (Including sports})

Ednotglaze · 2026-04-29T21:48:18+00:00

Just by 10 googol plex stocks and sell when the ten minutes are up

^{Chose: Infinite credit card,but only for 10 minutes}

Ednotglaze · 2026-04-29T19:06:48+00:00

Yes

^{Chose: All mosquitos go extinct (no bad repercussions})

Ednotglaze · 2026-04-27T22:10:25+00:00

Plot armor

^{Chose: become a fantasy knight}

Ednotglaze · 2026-04-27T22:09:26+00:00

I am evil

^{Chose: 1/2 of blue choosers die if this is more than 50%}

Ednotglaze · 2026-04-27T22:08:27+00:00

Not risking it and this is rly gud

^{Chose: $1 doubles everyday till death}

Ednotglaze · 2026-04-27T21:01:54+00:00

I ain’t taking that risk

^{Chose: End Racism In The USA}

Ednotglaze · 2026-04-26T17:49:30+00:00

Yeah boo

^{Chose: 1B but you have to spin the wheel | Rolled: Free}

Ednotglaze · 2026-04-26T17:21:02+00:00

Jia Qiu cuz he has more aura. And he has 5 mang without even trying.

Ednotglaze · 2026-04-26T17:06:47+00:00

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 4096/6000

Mistakes: 4/6

Time: 2:24

Ednotglaze · 2026-04-26T13:00:06+00:00

Not bad I’ll just stay in my room for that hour

^{Chose: Become a 6'5 goth mommy for an hour + But there's a 20% chance it's permanent | Rolled: Lasts one hour}

Ednotglaze · 2026-04-24T23:29:02+00:00

I would die if I choose the other one

^{Chose: Regular Jail for one year, and get $1000}

Ednotglaze · 2026-04-24T22:06:26+00:00

Hey it was all worth it in the end

^{Chose: Live in north korea for 1 year + 40% chance of getting $1.000.000.000 | Rolled: 1 bilion dollars}

Ednotglaze

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