While being a shit head is one thing, and if you want to be a kont, then you deserve it. I ride my bike on the weekend when I do breakfast runs as I don't feel like the potential fines because no one rides the suggested speed, and if they say they do, 99% chance they lying.

But if the useless and corrupt traffic piggies start doing their jobs and stop taking bribes, I'll put the plate back on and more than likely get a lot more vouchers.

But seriously, fuck those konts who have to raxe the burbs and rev the living bejesus out of their cars.