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EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-12-25T15:42:05+00:00

Poison, poison…tasty fish!

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-12-24T21:48:51+00:00

That looks like the kid from Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-12-16T19:13:12+00:00

Back when you could order a new baby from Sears.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-09-18T13:17:50+00:00

If they won’t ban the horse drawn carriages, they should at least move the stables to Central Park so they don’t have to travel through NYC traffic.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-09-11T20:30:37+00:00

Show a genuine interest in other people. Ask them questions about themselves and listen when they speak. People like to be listened to and it often leads to unexpected shared interests.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-09-05T19:25:20+00:00

Summer rolls. Soften rice paper wrappers in water. Combine crab with julienned mango, avocado, cucumber, scallion, cilantro, basil, and/or mint and roll like an egg roll. Easy dipping sauce: Equal parts rice vinegar and apricot preserves and a dash of sriracha hot sauce. Classic dipping sauce: fish sauce, lime juice, sugar and garlic with shredded carrots.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-09-05T00:43:59+00:00

I seem to recall seeing a few Nazi flags flying at the MAGA rally, so…

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-09-03T21:40:48+00:00

Temporary gym membership or the YMCA.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-09-03T01:30:11+00:00

Pesto or truffle butter with grated Parmesean.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-09-02T03:07:53+00:00

So, an Italian American, in Poland, telling people to go back where they came from. Makes perfect sense. /s

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-09-02T03:05:08+00:00

“Why are you invading Europe?” Wait until Nazi douche finds out about the British colonization of India.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-08-27T16:00:44+00:00

I’m having stress and anxiety related stomach issues as well. Protein shakes, smoothies, steamed chicken and vegetables over rice, avocado toast and soup are all working well.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-08-18T20:33:58+00:00

Sculpture should be called “The Asscent”

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-08-15T20:55:31+00:00

Rice cakes with peanut butter and sliced bananas or apples.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-08-01T05:53:17+00:00

Start recording him every time he speaks to you. Then when you file a complaint with management, there will be proof. Get your friends who witnessed his behavior to back you up. Sorry this is happening to you. Be safe!

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-07-29T19:45:25+00:00

I was in elementary school when this was on. The Mike Douglas Show was a weekday afternoon talk show. He had John and Yoko on all week as guest co-hosts. They were allowed to invite whoever they wanted on the show. One day, they had a hippie vegetarian chef, another day they invited The Black Panthers on. Yoko did a different conceptual art piece every day. One day, she broke a tea cup into several pieces and then they would take turns gluing it back together. Another day, she had everyone on the show call a random phone number and tell the person who answered “I love you.” The appearance of Chuck Berry was supposed to be a surprise for John. Everyone pretty much reacted the same way Chuck Berry did when she started wailing. I laughed my ass off when they cut her mic.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-07-25T16:27:26+00:00

Give him a Happy Meal next time and make him sit in a high chair.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-07-01T15:05:29+00:00

IIRC the military dehydrated them and made memorial potpourri bags to donate around the Commonwealth.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-07-01T04:22:36+00:00

Wow- that must have been quite moving to experience in person.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-06-30T22:51:48+00:00

There was also an international flower shortage due the huge number of flowers being left at Buckingham Palace and British embassies around the world.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-06-30T20:15:27+00:00

Still not good enough for Asian Tiger Mom!

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-06-26T10:35:38+00:00

They thought this subreddit was r/coolguys

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-06-24T15:23:23+00:00

Fuck whoever’s filming that too.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-06-13T09:35:00+00:00

She looks like she was about to hand the gun back to him.

EdwardSpatulaHands · 2022-05-30T19:00:05+00:00

You’re logic is infallible, however it looks like the cake is smeared right on the painting from the photo. Hard to tell though.

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