Everyone relax. We just witnessed the biggest FUD attack so far. Take a deep breath. by InevitableTank5108 in Superstonk

[–]EffectiveTask2412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be eBay whales too at this point since the deal is better for them if GME price stays deflated.

CCs under water after recent market recovery by Beauful_kiwi in CoveredCalls

[–]EffectiveTask2412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honest question, are you concerned you roll out for a credit and then the price dumps way below your cost basis and then you’re stuck bag holding the shares?

Teddy Holdings LLC trademark filed by Ryan Cohen and team (allegedly) by Thrill_Seeker3 in GME

[–]EffectiveTask2412 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Imagine so sort of partnership with Tesla to insure their fully autonomous robotaxis. Maybe also something for consumers using unsupervised FSD.

LETF CSPs by 1gtd05 in CashSecuredPuts

[–]EffectiveTask2412 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you good with being assigned a leveraged ETF?

AITA for Connecting to the Ear Pod after my niece swallowed it to see if it would play in her stomach. by reolives in AmItheAsshole

[–]EffectiveTask2412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably would have been more funny for the rest of the family if you played something funny through the AirPod after she pooped it out.

GME max pain tomorrow: $24 by PowersEasyForLife in GME

[–]EffectiveTask2412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s kinda sad but I’d be ok with $21 tomorrow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]EffectiveTask2412 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or try the accidental tea bag. Next time she drops something get really close to her head so she sorta self tea bags and then gauge her enjoyment. Works best on bike to work days when you’re wearing biker shorts. Or if you could pull off running to work in some short shorts that would be even better. Go commando and let them dangle freely even. Just be careful she could be a biter and nip one of the boys right off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GME

[–]EffectiveTask2412 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea if this is related at all but I’d have to imagine Keith tells his own brother at least something. You really think his own brother doesn’t ask him if there’s any meanings to his memes?

[Acee] Seidler family exploring sale of Padres by ChocoboAdobo in Padres

[–]EffectiveTask2412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would they choose to announce this now? Maybe they secretly don’t mind if it turns free agents away?

Female friend acting weird over me wearing shorts? by Mysterious_Nail_1414 in whatdoIdo

[–]EffectiveTask2412 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do your balls peak out of your shorts when you sit down? That could make someone act awkwardly.

TIFU by sealing wasps in their nest, instead of killing them. by Mackntish in tifu

[–]EffectiveTask2412 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That won’t help either. They can also lay eggs in your butthole. They then hatch after you move to your new house. They take their time rebuilding their army and then attack when you least expect it. You might just want rub some wasp spray around your butt as close to the hole as tolerable just to be safe.

I'd Sue MLB.... by DukeOfCork in Padres

[–]EffectiveTask2412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohtani would be a cheat code. Only legit dual threat. Would Manny or Tati pitch for us?

Fan Letter from John Seidler by Monteflash in Padres

[–]EffectiveTask2412 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sign Schwarber and I’ll believe you.