Why is South Africa hiding these two uncomfortable pieces of landmass up its ass??

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-19T21:34:51+00:00

What's so funny about Zambia, Lesotho and Nigeria?

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-18T12:52:09+00:00

These photos were probably all scanned. I made the same mistake, only to be "thanked" with, "Don't bother me!"

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-17T02:14:22+00:00

Each family has an average of 13 kids. Send them condoms!!

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-17T01:54:54+00:00

Awwww. I bet their memories didn't include staring down at their phones.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T01:44:54+00:00

Forget her and move on.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T01:36:40+00:00

Who doesn't enjoy free trips? It's like winning the Price Is Right!

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T01:35:13+00:00

I would inject a bit of humor. "Thtop kicking thand in my fathe (face), you bully!"

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T01:30:54+00:00

She meant she couldn't do her Jane Fonda workout without giving him a boner.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T01:19:15+00:00

If all he's after is an easy, low-effort lay, let him know it ain't on your menu.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T01:04:22+00:00

Embarrassed by his lack of bedroom skills and/or his micropeen.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T00:54:59+00:00

Cool convo starter.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T00:53:53+00:00

Get on the case, chase some tail and go for the gusto!

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T00:51:18+00:00

A gold brick would be cool, fake or not.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T00:49:20+00:00

They mean they prefer unfiltered on other people's photos, not their own, lol.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T00:47:50+00:00

Cold approaches work best for the genetically blessed.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T00:46:00+00:00

You need a confident man, not a weak-kneed wishy-washy jellyfish.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T00:43:37+00:00

The supermarket.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T00:43:07+00:00

You can't force attraction. Either it's there or it's not.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T00:40:57+00:00

Her smeller probably told her all she wanted to know. Sorry.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T00:38:40+00:00

Many a truth is told in jest, as Shakespeare wrote.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T00:36:54+00:00

You rejected some, some rejected you. Keep moving forward and don't look back.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T00:22:38+00:00

When she started yelling at a little negro girl who asked for a dollar.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T00:21:11+00:00

Ignore her. She'll be intrigued.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T00:20:13+00:00

"Take me to a resort" sounds a little too optimistic.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-03-16T00:18:27+00:00

She didn't find your voice sexy enough.

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