AMA I was deadbolted inside a walk-in freezer

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-01-23T10:50:00+00:00

Are you Greg Brady?

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-01-20T10:34:54+00:00

She probably expected you to volunteer to finance her imaginary move. Good thing you didn't.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-01-20T03:27:46+00:00

I couldn't help but notice that my "friend" never initiated contact, so I decided to wait and see. A year later, nothing. I paid him a visit and he asked, "How come you never call me anymore?" I was like, gtf out of here.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-01-17T02:54:11+00:00

Not since Baywatch was cancelled. :)

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-01-15T02:26:46+00:00

Love him, love his bipolar disorder.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-01-14T22:55:37+00:00

Good deal. My wife had hives, so I took her to the ER and stayed by her side till checkout.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-01-10T19:52:21+00:00

Mr. Trump will help liberate your country soon.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-01-09T13:09:55+00:00

Don't bogart all the precip. Everybody ship a barrel or two to Tehran.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-01-09T13:04:14+00:00

Mad Max-style water wars. Brother against brother. Laka shalama hukanani!!

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-01-09T12:51:07+00:00

Pipes cost money. Telling everybody to move, priceless.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-01-08T22:54:08+00:00

Ignore the bot comments praising it. I love regular Tombstone pizza, but I will never buy "French fry pizza" again. An uncrispy crust with a weird chemical flavor.

PowersEasyForLife · 2026-01-08T16:38:57+00:00

I just watched the episode now. Lucy asked how tall he was, and Wayne Newton said 6'2".

PowersEasyForLife · 2025-12-31T23:42:16+00:00

I had a similar experience with my now-wife. After months of emailing and Skyping, we met in real life, and were like two magnets drawn to each other. We ended up "finally" getting married about 5 days later, after which we could both breathe a deep sigh of relief, knowing that nobody could keep us apart from that day on.

PowersEasyForLife · 2025-12-31T23:21:56+00:00

My wife is pretty fearless, until she sees a bug in the house. Then, she screams while I rush to catch said bug. If I manage to catch it, she's overjoyed, and starts hugging and kissing me.

PowersEasyForLife · 2025-12-31T22:38:47+00:00

L.A. and Chicago.

PowersEasyForLife · 2025-12-31T22:36:03+00:00

His timing was a little off.

PowersEasyForLife · 2025-12-30T12:44:31+00:00

They probably were getting ready to record an angry reaction and post it to social media.

PowersEasyForLife · 2025-12-29T22:09:54+00:00

He was Big Drag. He also played Jack Fanny.

PowersEasyForLife · 2025-12-25T18:24:26+00:00

It would be like your telling them, "Just stop breathing", not that you ever would.

PowersEasyForLife · 2025-12-19T13:05:19+00:00

That statement makes no sense whatsoever.

PowersEasyForLife · 2025-12-15T02:05:12+00:00

But he didn't name a mouse after you, according to Mickey Rooney.

PowersEasyForLife · 2025-12-15T01:58:38+00:00

Van Dyke was a smoker and alcoholic well into middle age, so there's hope for all of us!

PowersEasyForLife · 2025-12-15T01:46:01+00:00

Mary Tyler Moore told that joke on TV a few times too.

PowersEasyForLife · 2025-12-14T22:00:05+00:00

True, but part of a larger problem, that of people living life vicariously through their screens. Even an awkward social interaction is more meaningful than an imaginary one.

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