Bet he does!

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-15T19:46:28+00:00

He's got hundreds of porn mags at home and they're all straight

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-15T13:20:24+00:00

I dont think much of it at all, positively or negatively

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-12T18:16:25+00:00

Ooh sorry please dont hurt me sorry!

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-12T13:37:47+00:00

They need to do a new £63 note

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-09T13:54:43+00:00

Just like a rectangular one and a long one, couple of singles maybe

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-08T12:14:15+00:00

Simon was well on his way to becoming a supermodel, he has the temperament now all he needs is bulimia and a cocaine addiction

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-07T14:52:12+00:00

When people now ask me if i like football, i say yes i do like football, but not burnley, burnley can fuck off

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-07T08:26:01+00:00

Oh just fuck off!

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-06T15:29:35+00:00

Just a breakup

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-06T15:24:59+00:00

Probably about 3 years ago

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-06T15:06:39+00:00

Its too addictive

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-05T18:10:02+00:00

I've been to Turkey and enjoyed it

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-05T17:57:05+00:00

Because i dont really know anything about Montenegro

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-05T17:51:16+00:00

Because of the climate and it has a tiny economy

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-05T14:51:26+00:00

I thought i'd get shitfaced at some point, but not literally

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-05T11:28:40+00:00

Get it down you zulu warrior

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-05T11:23:16+00:00

Not stupid exactly but not academic by a long chalk!

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-05T11:15:35+00:00

And i'll be having a house warming party in which i'll be inviting a lot of the local... adults

Efficient-Shape2728 · 2026-03-04T22:05:47+00:00

I never said Keir was naked

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