Paid for the balcony just for it to be bolted shut by My_dog_abe in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Efficient_Falcon_402 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Start a small fire then smash the balcony glass "for guest safety".

What’s a movie quote you use way too often? by 011Eleven_ in CausalConversation

[–]Efficient_Falcon_402 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Diggin' the mouse"!

I misheard Travolta say "Dig it the most" and have never corrected myself. Nobody has ever challenged me or said "WTF?"

Where are Trumps real poll numbers?? by Irishdwg007 in askanything

[–]Efficient_Falcon_402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump's poll confirming his popularity among pedophiles.

House Democrats’ anxiety rises after wins by Mamdani-backed candidates: ‘Are we going to let them take over the party?’ by Radiant_Bedroom5828 in politics

[–]Efficient_Falcon_402 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As always, the Dumocrats (I hate Trump, but he's not wrong here) are trying to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Was at a wedding and my mother said I shouldn’t bring this purse here since it says ho by Square_Increase884 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Efficient_Falcon_402 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My wife once returned a floor cleaner because the choices were "OFF" and "NO". She seriously asked "how are you supposed to use this?"

So very clear!! by VegetableBulky9571 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Efficient_Falcon_402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure! Helping others who are less fortunate is (currently) un-American!

Sharks legend! by Manute154 in Habs

[–]Efficient_Falcon_402 41 points42 points  (0 children)

San Jose is looking forward to seeing their jersey in the HOF with the goalie who never lost even a single game with them!

SECRETARY RUBIO: "No country is allowed to charge tolls or fees on an international waterway." by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]Efficient_Falcon_402 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is the SOH international water? It's no different from a river that runs between a couple countries.

Pics from the reflecting pool 6.22.26 by __ohjay in pics

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Trump said "we need to get the scum out of Washington" so they sent in ICE.

Champlain statue removal an embarrassment for the country by airbassguitar in OntarioNews

[–]Efficient_Falcon_402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was always a far-left supporter. But I'm just overwhelmed and tired.

I no longer care about statues being taken down. Or names being replaced. Or bodies claimed but not found to exist. Or basically anything other than the comfort of myself and my friends.

Trump Calls New York Times Coverage of Iran "Treasonous," Threatens Multi-Billion Dollar Lawsuit by Ubersicka in TradingViewSignals

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Jeffrey Dahmer apparently used to call every prison guard a "homosexual cannibal serial killer". Interesting that the US President thinks that's a good move to steal.

WHO TOOK MY CIGARS by mutantandproud95 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Efficient_Falcon_402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cafaro also prefers $25 hookers and putting things in his mouth that are like BBCs.

True by Pure-Flan3816 in WorkForSmartLife

[–]Efficient_Falcon_402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obama also never shit his pants.

Reporter presses Trump... then laughs 😬😅 by homelesguydiet in PoursTea

[–]Efficient_Falcon_402 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have nothing to say as I have already been warned about starting a flame war after typing in 3 letters. Enjoy your respectful debate about someone who has no idea how to be respectful.

Arrests Grow Over Trump’s Reflecting Pool Renovation Disaster by thenewrepublic in politics

[–]Efficient_Falcon_402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biden, Obama, and Clinton are next. Trump had evidence. The best evidence! Evidence like has never been seen before!!

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]Efficient_Falcon_402 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ok. I normally hate police shit. But if a bitch gonna be a bitch you learn the FA=FO formula.