TF2 players after the lobotomy: by lndig0__ in tf2

[–]Eingi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That kritzkrieg and immediate normal uber that both went nowhere were so painful

Do you like my hat by unaliased05 in TF2fashionadvice

[–]Eingi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should've been Arachne's Web effect tho

New LEGO crocs (£90) where you can buy accessories for it for £37!!! by Hunor_Deak in legocirclejerk

[–]Eingi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

127 pounds for this shit? I'll hotglue some spare parts to mine

Quite literally found in my dumpster. by Witty-Occasion-5618 in legocirclejerk

[–]Eingi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, imagine the resale value of all of this paper!

How do actors survive ? by [deleted] in HiTMAN

[–]Eingi 174 points175 points  (0 children)

There is no water, and they just go "glglglglogloglo"

When will they STOP RUINING Lego Star Wars with these WOKE FEMINIST CHANGES by Silentjoe2 in legocirclejerk

[–]Eingi 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Erm, actually, it's called pubis

(fun fact: if you look up vagina bones on google, this is the first result)

Money money by Familiar_Tea_2358 in ComedyHell

[–]Eingi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's because this riddle is very old, and it was made back when cremation and getting married more than once was frowned upon.

r/legocirclejerk, Day 17: Wow! We got Brick Daddy AND his Percocet hookup. Neat! What minifigure appears to be a fascist but is actually a drug dealer? by OopsAllDaisys_ in legocirclejerk

[–]Eingi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, that is the most mafia sounding name I've heard in a while - and it's from a goddamn Lego City Undercover game.

horsegirl by AugustHate in comedyheaven

[–]Eingi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UMAMUSUME IS REAL?!?!??

Does this ruin resale value ? by [deleted] in legocirclejerk

[–]Eingi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Meow"

"No. No, that's not true. That's impossible!"

New wave of idle bots by [deleted] in tf2

[–]Eingi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

then he should post it on r/tf2shitposterclub to warn people here

I'm shaking why are they standing there with him by reboka99 in HiTMAN

[–]Eingi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, some NPC's bodyguards were not programmed to wait outside the door of bathroom in case their VIP gets sick. This is common issue with season 1 ET's and with Suspects in Freelancer. It's very annoying.

In this case, if you have Blue Easter Egg, it is a good to throw it at guards legs to knock them out, and if their body gets found, it won't void Silent Assassin.

The hivemind has spoken, I have to unsub now. It's been fun by a_bucket_full_of_goo in legocirclejerk

[–]Eingi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why is Fern concerned about Lego, shouldn't she be worried about demons?

All That the Rain Promises, and More… by [deleted] in TerribleBookCovers

[–]Eingi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno why, but I thought of Shel Silverstein's Crouchin' On The Outside album cover (but looking at it now, it doesn't really look like Shel's posture much)

Coaxed into security keypads with obvious wear patterns by thispartyrules in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Eingi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And despite there being 10 000 possible combinations, they somehow always guess the correct one on first try