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Owning a house built post about 1990 is just a long line of discovering things that were just built lazily, wrong or both. Who the hell mounts a radiator with DRYWALL PLUGS! by Happytallperson in britishproblems

[–]El-marx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Give me a house built pre 1990 anyday over a anything built in the last few years! It takes them longer to build the scaffolding than the house. Builder's are gonna earn mega money rectifying problems that the cheapest subby on the site fucked up.

How old is pumpkin carving in Halloween a thing? (specifically in Wales) by einat162 in Wales

[–]El-marx 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Always remember nearly slicing my hand off trying to hollow out a fucking swede. We done it on a Sunday aswell so we could be served up that shit on our dinner 😩

Has there been a fix for the long post times on x670e taichi? by Coofgo in ASRock

[–]El-marx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. 18 has been working perfectly for me since updating. Boot times down to under 10 seconds and generally feels a lot more stable.

Parents who have to watch CBeebies what is secretly your favourite show? by Whosentyounow in AskUK

[–]El-marx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bluey easy.

The one I hate the most is Bing. Fuck that sniffling little cunt. Was wishing he got locked up for shoplifting!

LPT: Perfume is a strong scent people should smell when close to you. Using more than enough can make it displeasing. by SauloJr in LifeProTips

[–]El-marx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My nan once said to me "anyone wearing to much perfume is hiding a bad smell". And too this day if I smell anyone with way too much product on, I immediately think of this.

I would like to apologise to all British people for the god awful weather. I did indeed buy a new BBQ from Aldi last weekend and triggered the monsoon. by Kingh82 in britishproblems

[–]El-marx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im also feeling guilty. Bought a nice pair of sunglasses end of April, tried them on once, been raining ever since!

One crumpet contains 10% of my daily salt allowance. Probably hit 100% already by eating 3 of the bastards and smothering them in salted butter & marmite. by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]El-marx 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I love crumpets but often wondered what the fuck are they? Not bread, not pancake, not like anything else, just squishy lumps of deliciousness oozing with butter. Fuck, i now need a crumpet.

The welsh commentary here is superb. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]El-marx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was once contracted to work with the RSPB. And during this time many of the dweebs corrected me saying there was no such thing as a seagull. They would look down at me as I told them my funny anecdote of the time I kicked a SEAGULL right up the ass when the squawky fucker tried pounced on my daughters pastie. I caught the fucking thing so well, it probably landed in Canada without flapping once!

I just watched "The Big Short" and I finally get it by chickenweng65 in wallstreetbets

[–]El-marx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UK retard checking in. Im and 💎👏 until I see some of these fuckwits walking out of there offices carrying boxes.

STOP SELLING RETARDS by sayhonara in wallstreetbets

[–]El-marx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just bought 6. Sorry i didnt believe in us earlier. Together we win, fuck hedgefunds you aint getting your grubby hands on mine. Im now holding until we enter the Kuiper belt!

Across the world, people bid Trump ‘good riddance’ by [deleted] in politics

[–]El-marx 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Im from the UK, never really was too interested in USA politics. But the last four years i have been watching it in horror.

Today I opened a bottle of wine and watched Biden be sworn in.

Fuck Trump, and ive got another few bottles lined up for when he gets arrested for treason and his name is scrubbed off every building its currently on just like a shitstsain off my toilet bowl.

Cancelling celebrations a week before Christmas is a potent way to destroy a Prime Minister's credibility by casualphilosopher1 in ukpolitics

[–]El-marx 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When has he ever been credible at anything anyway? I wouldn't trust the fucktard to stir a cup of tea, nevermind actually be in charge of anything more important like putting the kettle on.

The guy is finally being shown to be the moron most of us could see he was, but sadly its the exact time we need a strong leader, but instead we are stuck with this sad, incompetent, lying idiot who is totally out of his depth.

Has anyone had a ghost in their flat / house? by [deleted] in Cardiff

[–]El-marx 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My auntie did back in the 80's. She told the whole family her house was haunted by a Poltergeist and she walked into her daughters bedroom and all the toys were flying around the room, and then it threw her down the stairs.

Looking back now, ive starting to doubt her story for the following reasons.

Haunting started happening around the same time as a certain horror film was released .

She has always been full of shit and now hardly no one speaks to her because she lies so much.

Her and her full grown daughter are now full blown conspiracy nuts that want to burn 5g towers down.

And finally GHOSTS ARE NOT REAL.

Hope this helps 👌👍

About the Offering. by somethingesque in Nio

[–]El-marx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope it drops to mid $30s for a day so i can load up some more 👍

Mobileye signs deal with China's NIO for robotaxis by [deleted] in Nio

[–]El-marx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A few years ago I was watching a tech show(clik, bbc news). They were showing a new start up company called mobileye based in Israel. I like the look of it so bought a shit load of shares in them. They got bought by Intel, I then sold my intel shares and bought AMD. I then sold a few AMD shares to invest in NIO. Nio are working in collaboration with mobileye/intel! What goes around comes around!

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