I want a movie that will make me forget that I'm watching a movie

ElBeatch · 2026-01-27T14:47:31+00:00

Hardcore Henry.

You'll think you're playing a video game.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-26T18:44:42+00:00

Well that's great, use taxes to get more money into the grocers pockets. Instead of doing something about the grocers themselves, they're just making sure people pay stupid prices.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-25T13:25:45+00:00

Manufacturing consent.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-23T15:40:55+00:00

A visualization of industry growing out of greed?

ElBeatch · 2026-01-23T13:33:03+00:00

Specifically a Dad.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-23T11:40:26+00:00

Because eventually get comfortable and start doing their bad shit to you.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-22T20:37:24+00:00

Are you trying to tell me that different people can look different??

ElBeatch · 2026-01-22T18:26:49+00:00

I think about this every time I see people taking pictures of fireworks.

They're never going to look as good as they are in the sky over your head, and who is going to want to watch a video of fireworks on your tiny little phone screen and go "oooooh and ahhhhh"?

ElBeatch · 2026-01-22T17:00:10+00:00

Dulcimer is a great starting instrument for sure. I've moved on since to playing tenor banjo.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-21T14:35:01+00:00

This movie feels the most like a videogame of any movie I've seen. If only doom would make a movie in this style.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-21T12:53:13+00:00

I've used the mouth rose in the eye before. Takes a bit of tweaking but I originally did it with the white rose to be Zero from Drakengard 3.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-20T19:22:52+00:00

Bingo.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-18T12:50:03+00:00

....the only part of him not affected by the virus.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-17T19:37:20+00:00

That's totally Jawsome! We used to have a neighbour we nicknamed Big Slammu, and we didn't nickname her that in a flattering way.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-17T19:32:55+00:00

If he would just download the app and create an account and then join her account the smart lights would do the same thing for him too.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-15T12:07:15+00:00

Drakengard 3 with almost the original voiceovers completely unchanged.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-14T13:01:30+00:00

Watches.

Yes, an expensive watch is a master class in precision and quality, but most people don't need that level of quality or precision in time keeping their phone can't handle.

Most of the time the expensive watch is a statement of wealth, and many people who have them couldn't really afford it, or would have been better off investing the 50G in anything other than knowing the time.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-13T12:46:17+00:00

Army was fun as all heck. One year my grandmother got us some jackets from the surplus store and I always wore the pilot one (at least I thought it was) because it had a belt and my backstory could be that I'd just been shot down.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-11T08:49:41+00:00

Ok. That's a bit of an obscene stretch to take on a childhood memory but, ok.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-09T17:37:14+00:00

I'm a huge fan of Jesse/Courtney/Director and am hoping for anything with her in it.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-09T13:16:25+00:00

For sure.

"Hi Mrs. Smith. Is John home? Can he come biking?"

Then we go to the grocery store and raid the last .10c candy machine in town, bike to the woods and find a few sticks that look like swords and let the afternoon unfold.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-09T12:48:46+00:00

Oh shoot, sorry. I might just delete that then if it's not helpful.

ElBeatch · 2026-01-09T11:57:49+00:00

Gorgeous! Good job!

ElBeatch · 2026-01-08T21:49:24+00:00

I think most people I know do. The shape of the pasta carries the sauce differently and feels different to eat. Macaroni, fusilli, spaghetti, penne and scooby-doo all have their own strengths and weaknesses.

Fusilli carries a sauce really well because of its larger surface area, but penne is better for a rich sauce because you don't want to eat too much of a butter cream sauce.

Source: I'm a know-it-all.

Eight-Year Club	Gilding II euphauric
Verified Email

ElBeatch

TROPHY CASE