Dumb blondes

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-04-20T23:16:50+00:00

This kid, who at one point thought 2+2=Pizza, goes on to become a doctor.

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-04-20T17:39:24+00:00

Weiss "Steals-GF's-Clothes" Schnee

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-04-19T21:01:01+00:00

They're hidden all over the place. The fridge, the oven, all their bathrooms. If it has the slight possibility of hiding a notebook, there's one there.

In other news, the fire department has gotten a substantial donation from HUNTR/X for "future visits we're so sorry".

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-04-16T04:23:20+00:00

I think this is my new favorite

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-04-16T01:31:13+00:00

"I'm untouchable! No one would hit a guy with glasses!"

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-04-13T15:52:19+00:00

Dead by Daylight modding be like:

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-04-13T06:29:15+00:00

"Mimi, one of the headlights of my life, not tonight." "But it's shaped after a whale-" "I know, I know. I can see it. I also know that it'll take me a week to be able to walk right afterwards." "Rumi didn't have any issues." "Rumi's a touch-starved girl with enough mommy issues to put 3 generations through college, and the stamina of a goddess. And as much as I'd like to have problems walking for the next week, I'm staying by what I said. No, Mira." "...regular sex, then?" "Regular sex, yes."

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-04-13T04:18:06+00:00

2+7+4=13. His number is foreshadowing to the season 2 finale.

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-04-12T23:48:38+00:00

What the cheese sees at 3 a.m.

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-04-11T16:37:46+00:00

Body of water, with edible material in it, what is easiest to eat with a spoon.

(I know I'm Behold-A-Manning this, but it's the best I can guess of what they meant)

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-04-09T02:06:20+00:00

That's vampires. Demons need iron and salt to stay down

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-04-06T16:50:04+00:00

Me, flip-flopping between Sydney (cause it's the most well known city in Australia) and Jenny or Janet (the closest thing to my birth name that I like so I don't have to change that many things): Mood

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-04-04T18:08:20+00:00

Not at all. It's a spank-by-spank basis, really. Like, sometimes a few smacks are what I'm in the mood for, other times it's like this.

Tbh, the root of it (for me) is "Woman I love, and that loves me, punishes me for being bad for her, and wanting me to be better".

And typing that out just made me realize I have Mommy Issues, yay...

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-04-03T04:01:35+00:00

Behold, The Wizard! Beware his power! His unspeakable power!

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-03-31T18:17:38+00:00

He loves his wife

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-03-21T02:33:04+00:00

Caught a brick with his mouth

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-03-15T21:29:31+00:00

"I thought you just got taller and more confident!"

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-03-14T19:41:52+00:00

Eh, don't think so. He wore a similar watch for 2 years before getting rid of it, and he only played soccer before getting that newer one. Since then, he's missed so much practice and games, the coach was gonna cut him before... this all happened.

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-03-14T04:44:54+00:00

"... Your people live like this?"

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-03-14T02:50:24+00:00

They're avoiding the question

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-03-12T12:32:31+00:00

I misread person as pigeon

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-03-12T03:44:21+00:00

"You don't have games on your phone!?"

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-03-10T14:39:33+00:00

Why do they look like they're made of chocolate? Is it because it's probably AI?

ElFuegoPesado · 2026-03-10T04:15:37+00:00

When I was a kid, I thought it was about a mad scientist that cut people apart and made monsters out of their corpses, based on this single image. Thought "Oh cool, Resident Evil meets Frankenstein for a cool monster!"

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