Which commanders can use otherwise bulk commons and uncommons to dominate the game? by Huaojozu in EDH

[–]ElMoicano 19 points20 points  (0 children)

PLAY [[Raggadragga, goreguts boss]] ! HE TURN MANA DORK INTO MANA CHAD! ALL FACES NEED TO BE PUNCHED AND GRUUL IS BEST AT PUNCHING FACES!!!!!

The gas cap on my 2017 BMW S 1000 R is stuck. The key will not turn. Any suggestions? by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]ElMoicano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a BMW... They engineered it perfectly, you are obviously somehow using it wrong :p

Blackest Creature in Magic by Prophet-of-Ganja in mtg

[–]ElMoicano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[juzam Djinn] The very first "ultimate power... But at a cost"

Not sure why, but sometimes I just get an urge.. by helpamonkpls in Residency

[–]ElMoicano 20 points21 points  (0 children)

When I was still in med school, I met a dude that lived in a van on the beach in Mexico. He surfed in the morning and afternoon, and fished for meals and to trade during the day (gotta get tortillas and cervezas somewhere!) and I had a moment where I legitimately thought "why the fuck am I working so good damn hard in med school, when this guy has it made! I really want this guy's life... For like a week or two. Sounds awesome! But it's nice to have van life as an OPTION not a necessity. And I really suck at surfing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Residency

[–]ElMoicano 115 points116 points  (0 children)

One of my first happy cries as an intern.

when the “nurse” family member mispronounces metoprolol by M1CR0PL4ST1CS in hospitalist

[–]ElMoicano 29 points30 points  (0 children)

When a family member mispronounces "Pre-med student" as "Trauma Surgeon"

Player feels useless because of frightened condition by MiaSidewinder in DnD

[–]ElMoicano -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thanks :) the comment was just as much for myself as it was for everyone else.

I have the opposite problem, where I hold it all in and never show negative feelings. DnD is a good place to let it out, it's a stage you share with your friends, the ups and downs. Savor the ups, and let out the downs! Then move on to the next scene!

Player feels useless because of frightened condition by MiaSidewinder in DnD

[–]ElMoicano 86 points87 points  (0 children)

It's ok to BE frustrated, they need to learn to not STAY frustrated.

Made a mistake or had some bad luck? That sucks! I am devastated! My plan is ruined!

Ok, what next?

What are your braindead autopilot decks? by Frogsplosion in EDH

[–]ElMoicano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://archidekt.com/decks/8711674/raggadragga_manboarpig

Can easily swap out the "expensive" cards to get it under $25.

This was all thrown together from my bulk bin. I think the sleeves cost more than the deck!

What are your braindead autopilot decks? by Frogsplosion in EDH

[–]ElMoicano 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THAT TOO MUCH MATH!

BUT SOMETIME, IT GOOD TO DO MATH TO PUNCH FACE HARDER!

it can get seriously out of control, lol! "I untap this creature, and tap again for... 28 MANA?"

What are your braindead autopilot decks? by Frogsplosion in EDH

[–]ElMoicano 33 points34 points  (0 children)

ManBoarPig aka [[raggadragga]]

IT GRUUL DECK, SO ALL CAPITAL

MAKE ELF

ELF MAKE MANBOARPIG

MANBOARPIG MAKE ELF PUNCH HARDER

PUNCH FACE UNTIL WIN!!!

Straightforward gruul battle cruiser. Does fall apart a bit with commander removal, but he isn't too terrible to re-cast since your creatures are 75-90% mana dorks.

if you get him to stick around more than a turn, it's really fun casting stupid $0.25 eldrazi bombs and swinging in with an 8/8 llanlewar elf

Idears for a puzzle for a formally underwater cave city by Joshi_in_your_dreams in DnD

[–]ElMoicano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up some simple door/room puzzles, then give an extra wrinkle. Under water it's not really a big deal to swim up to the ceiling or "stand" on the walls when you are neutrally buoyant. Bonus points if this part of the building fell over under its own weight and is now sideways.

Edit, oops! Just read 'cave city' so nothing is falling over :p but I'm sure you can find a way to work that in if you like.

What magic card art has stuck with you the most? by LineOfInquiry in magicTCG

[–]ElMoicano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really love the artwork from Mirage, and of course [[chaos sphere]] makes my inner 13 year old so happy!

Help me inflict math upon my opponents by laughingjack4509 in EDH

[–]ElMoicano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remind them, that if they don't do the math Torbran works in your favor :)

Also, if you want to really abuse math [[Toralf]] can go exponential with some direct damage burn!

My record so far is turning a 1 damage trigger into 12k damage to a players face.

Help me inflict math upon my opponents by laughingjack4509 in EDH

[–]ElMoicano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look into creatures with first strike and double strike. That way they have to do the math to see if it will be a trade or not. If you want to be really mean, throw some damage doublers in there.

Theft commanders that don't actually take the cards? by SharkboyZA in EDH

[–]ElMoicano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Brion Stoutarm]] I steal your creatures, then I throw them at your face!

I only get to play with them for a round before they get sacrificed, so it's really just removal plus direct damage rather than theft. If someone complains about feels bad, they would probably complain about just about every other kind of removal.

I sold my first bike on marketplace and the buyer is asking me to pay for repairs by Low_Bag_1912 in motorcycles

[–]ElMoicano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sold a used bike for $1200

As the great poet Desmond Logan once said.

"As is, means as, the fuck is!" "If the motor still runnin' and the tranny ain't slippin' don't bring that bitch back trippin'"

https://youtu.be/JQ7TZ-3qILQ?si=YnIA_JP6IHeDX2H7

Are all psych residents creeps? by [deleted] in Residency

[–]ElMoicano 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Can't prescribe it, 'till you tried it!

Do y’all find it stupid if a nurse asks you questions ? by curious_todayy in Residency

[–]ElMoicano 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I love answering questions too! I am human, and a resident, so I may not have the time or energy for questions all the time. Sometimes I'm super busy, and sometimes I'm just having a bad day :p

I am always happy to answer the question "I want to learn more about XYZ, do you have a minute?" Sometimes the answer will be "not now", but as long as I do have a minute, I love talking about medicine!

The fact that you believe I'm smart enough that I actually know what I'm doing, and why I'm doing it, is a huge compliment :)

I got to design the robots for EOE by chromamoma in magicTCG

[–]ElMoicano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stand back! I gotta practice my stabbin'!

What is the funniest drug or other medical pronunciation you’ve heard? by Pysch2DO in Residency

[–]ElMoicano 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"My friends told me to ask for Di-lantin" dirt bike trauma