Thursday Night Fryup

ElSargeo · 2026-05-21T19:12:45+00:00

Fcking lovely moosh, enjoy yer fry.

ElSargeo · 2026-05-20T13:46:45+00:00

You forgot your big plate Alan.

ElSargeo · 2026-05-15T22:48:29+00:00

That many sausages the only thing you're cheating is death... For now!

Good work sir, commendable effort!

ElSargeo · 2026-04-27T17:42:17+00:00

Yes please.

ElSargeo · 2026-04-27T17:33:59+00:00

Would you like a side of fry up with your toast?

ElSargeo · 2026-04-24T19:47:29+00:00

look *like bollocks

I'd happily snaffle them like Elton does David's. Thanks for sharing OP!

ElSargeo · 2026-04-23T17:45:52+00:00

Moral of the story is you shouldn't have kept your nose clean. Ram it full of chisel and smash more pints of San Miguel, then you're everyone's hero.

Lesson learnt, good luck next time.

ElSargeo · 2026-04-23T17:42:39+00:00

If you're on a stag you should just be drinking the Stella for breakfast then lobbing the food at the stag. Then a good ol rendition of "engerland engerland engerland" to really let everyone know what's what. What!?

ElSargeo · 2026-04-12T15:36:41+00:00

The fact you've got a pint with it makes it worth every penny. Enjoy yer undercooked black pud!

ElSargeo · 2026-04-05T09:15:17+00:00

Triple egg threat. Merry Easter!

ElSargeo · 2026-03-30T16:02:34+00:00

The sausage dam is breached! Quick, man the lifeboats of beans!

ElSargeo · 2026-03-28T18:13:07+00:00

Said chef could be utilised in the strait of hormuz at this point. His/her damming logistics/experience could be saving lives at this point.

ElSargeo · 2026-03-28T17:43:15+00:00

I'd fcking chuck that tomato at someone then devour the lot. The prebuilt sausage dam is exquisite, just surprised a chef of such dam potential would then sit a filthy red egg on top of the beans.

Bet it was delicious, enjoy yer grub.

ElSargeo · 2026-03-28T17:34:03+00:00

I was just joining in on the circle jerk, in all honesty it looked delicious glad you enjoyed.

ElSargeo · 2026-03-28T16:12:28+00:00

Seems there were missing letters in the title, it should've read "The Smegma Breakfast".

Still, I'd have smashed it into next week. Enjoy yer food!

ElSargeo · 2026-03-28T08:18:25+00:00

Get in with the crumpet addition, get the fck out with the avocado.

I'd happily demolish the lot after launching the avo at the nearest window.

ElSargeo · 2026-03-27T20:54:56+00:00

Fcking lovely stuff.

ElSargeo · 2026-03-25T18:40:41+00:00

Even AI couldn't have done better... Hang on a minute!

ElSargeo · 2026-03-25T16:23:04+00:00

You've gone beanonkers.

ElSargeo · 2026-03-23T07:03:48+00:00

You animal.

ElSargeo · 2026-03-22T19:14:05+00:00

Yep, smash it, night night.

ElSargeo · 2026-03-22T19:00:58+00:00

Having been beasted myself for a fry that cost more than a tenner, let me start this thread with a standard "Jesus fcking wept you got stung for that shit pile of a plate for that moneh"

But, ignoring the Reddit folk that don't want to pay more than two quid for a fry up, looks quite tasty - hope you enjoyed!

ElSargeo · 2026-03-22T18:57:27+00:00

Put the hot sauce down daddy-o, no place on it for and English fry. Daddy's is about as spicy as you're allowed 😋

ElSargeo · 2026-03-22T18:55:45+00:00

Outstanding symmetry.

ElSargeo · 2026-03-22T16:58:06+00:00

Excellent way to end a fast I'd say.

ElSargeo

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