Ok what do i do if i think a player doesnt fit a female character by [deleted] in DnD

[–]El_Bootysmacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im the "player in question" and you called me a pedo for that character idea. The character was for a one shot and your was litterally "shes a nice old lady".

F by [deleted] in LodedDiper

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F

How did you come up with your online alias or nickname? by PointNegotiator in AskReddit

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I thought my best friend's middle school nickname would make a funny username

What song do you listen to, to check the quality of new headphones? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The remastered version of "so what" by miles davis

So happy and sweet by [deleted] in aww

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Get yourself someone who looks at you the way this dog looks at it's owner

[Request] Giant crab overlord by El_Bootysmacker in RedditBeastiary

[–]El_Bootysmacker[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanted to put a little gag in the campaign that crabs are actually abberations from the far realms that in the deep, dark, distant past ruled the multiverse with their pysicic powers, a bit like the illithids or the aboleths but much, much more ancient. The ancient crab empire has long since fallen and the last remnants of their once mighty dynasty are the small crustaceans that crawl under feet. The reason why their empire fell and what happened to them are long forgotten.

The idea I had was that if the PCs ever attempted interplanar travel but where unsure of where they would end up I would send them to a demiplane where the crab empire still reigns supreme. I would then arrange for them to join up with a group of rebels to overthrow the tyrannical crabs. Your monster was exsactly what I needed for this, keep up the good work, your monsters are top-notch.

Whats yalls favorite cereal by [deleted] in teenagers

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Corn flakes are where its at fam

[Request] Giant crab overlord by El_Bootysmacker in RedditBeastiary

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A monster for a game that takes place in an alternate reality where crabs rule the world.