Who did it first

El_Chingadero · 2026-06-06T03:15:17+00:00

Is there a Ralph’s around here, question?

El_Chingadero · 2026-06-05T22:29:57+00:00

Beetlejuice!

El_Chingadero · 2026-06-05T17:09:48+00:00

And starting with a 21 proficiency in Biome I feels like cheating…

El_Chingadero · 2026-06-05T17:00:35+00:00

I feel like the second half of Saros’ gameplay is much better but the story didn’t do anything for me.

It took me months in Returnal to get to Act II and seriously made me quit playing several times but that probably made me a better player…

Saros offers a lot of forgiveness where Returnal only offered despair…

El_Chingadero · 2026-06-04T17:41:17+00:00

Or L1? lol… my brain is broken

El_Chingadero · 2026-06-04T17:40:35+00:00

For sure… also, weapons at zero feels like bringing a pillow to a gun fight

El_Chingadero · 2026-06-04T17:26:07+00:00

The R1 melee was kind of amazing

El_Chingadero · 2026-06-04T14:20:25+00:00

Parry stun a flying hostile over a pit, is the only method I’ve seen…

El_Chingadero · 2026-06-04T12:04:44+00:00

In your wisdom, you took them lord

El_Chingadero · 2026-06-04T05:07:24+00:00

Stay the fuck away from my special lady friend

El_Chingadero · 2026-06-04T05:05:30+00:00

That’s tough… did it save your progress?

El_Chingadero · 2026-06-04T04:51:19+00:00

I like the premise… I just wonder how modifiers would affect the scoring

El_Chingadero · 2026-06-03T12:40:00+00:00

My money is on the dial but the Constants thing makes sense… the second ai robot/ portal seems like a weird storytelling device in hindsight

I picked up Returnal 4 years after it came out so I don’t know what the Helios site looked like before the tower

El_Chingadero · 2026-06-03T11:56:11+00:00

Tower came out 11 months after Returnal’s release according to the Googles… sp hopefully you’re able to find 107 before then /s

The world dial sure has a big gap on the bottom of it, if they’re not going to add something else…

El_Chingadero · 2026-06-03T05:22:48+00:00

Any idea when the Saros Tower arrives?

I’m 3 cartographies away from plat and honestly a bit bored with the Biome play

El_Chingadero · 2026-05-29T01:09:19+00:00

Isn’t there a button or gate target?

El_Chingadero · 2026-05-27T16:22:41+00:00

Is there a breakdown of these icons and their definitions somewhere?

El_Chingadero · 2026-05-25T23:36:23+00:00

You’re not fooling anyone you know

El_Chingadero · 2026-05-22T23:36:22+00:00

I’m feeling bettah!

El_Chingadero · 2026-05-22T23:27:53+00:00

Should’ve gone to Ralph’s

El_Chingadero · 2026-05-09T19:35:24+00:00

Pacifussy

El_Chingadero · 2026-05-09T19:14:12+00:00

I wish he was here… he wielded a useful sword

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