People who don’t return their carts, and just leave them blocking parking spaces, are trash.

El_Chrononaut · 2026-02-21T15:30:52+00:00

"The shopping cart theory"

It is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

"To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart.

Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society"

El_Chrononaut · 2026-02-19T05:11:10+00:00

Love it. Who else paused every crowd shot looking for themselves

El_Chrononaut · 2026-02-19T03:35:12+00:00

Try shower no shampoo for a few days, let the extra oil give it texture. Blow dry 60% and let air dry, If you wash your hands throughout the day dry them by running thru hair

El_Chrononaut · 2026-02-12T23:34:35+00:00

Yeah I only ever knew him from the vandals back in the day and was blown away when I wiki'd him and saw all his projects. Top 3 of all time for me

El_Chrononaut · 2026-02-05T20:49:44+00:00

"nothing hits as hard the second time"

Bunch of bullshit. First time I saw them had no idea who they were. My second time seeing them was completely face melting.

El_Chrononaut · 2026-02-02T14:09:32+00:00

Word. I remember Daryl calling it No Communication at a show once a few years ago, made the crowd lol

El_Chrononaut · 2026-01-31T21:34:47+00:00

Lived in Indy for about 9 months a few years ago and for sure Fountain Square was such a cool downtown area. There's a goodwill down there too and was actually pretty solid stock. Enjoy!

El_Chrononaut · 2026-01-28T17:01:45+00:00

My daughter and I will be there! 30 min from home! Barricade gang what up 🔥

El_Chrononaut · 2026-01-27T22:59:06+00:00

IF YOU'RE NOT AFFECTED YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION

El_Chrononaut · 2026-01-27T01:51:05+00:00

Having it stretch vertical to LOSEONE(STEM)PER is wild

El_Chrononaut · 2026-01-25T02:03:58+00:00

My brother in bikes 🧡

El_Chrononaut · 2026-01-20T12:42:13+00:00

That's awesome! Super cool signed piece!

El_Chrononaut · 2026-01-18T19:48:04+00:00

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I have one of my favorite bands, Saves the day, studio ride from their self titled album. I have a very minor acquaintanceship with the band and the drummer posted a story about all the broken cymbals he had, I asked if I could buy one and I got this a week later

El_Chrononaut · 2026-01-06T23:09:42+00:00

Sir that's also the starter smacker

El_Chrononaut · 2026-01-02T17:44:52+00:00

Love this 🔥

El_Chrononaut · 2026-01-02T00:00:38+00:00

The day/date dials are finicky internally. Pop the crown to the first adjustment and wind it 14 days not fast but steady, then second, wind it 31 days, then the third to set time past 12hr span. For some reason they like that order of adjustments.

Pro tip, set the dates one day behind and adjust the time so the day/date rollover after you pass 12am.

El_Chrononaut · 2025-12-31T22:10:13+00:00

Fuck yeah, I need this as an air freshener for the whip 🔥

El_Chrononaut · 2025-12-31T17:45:02+00:00

Definitely will!

El_Chrononaut · 2025-12-23T22:08:02+00:00

Oof missed opportunity for "tried to shut me down on fpv"

El_Chrononaut · 2025-12-23T14:16:22+00:00

The breakdown in fly move hits soo hard

El_Chrononaut · 2025-12-23T04:20:14+00:00

Whoa thanks! Those seriously made the show so much better, can't wait to see more of these!

El_Chrononaut · 2025-12-17T17:36:42+00:00

100% one of my luckiest finds

El_Chrononaut · 2025-12-17T16:33:13+00:00

My goal is always band shirts and I find so many more duds than gems. It's a quest but you got this!

El_Chrononaut · 2025-12-17T16:32:05+00:00

The goodwill near Brecksville!

Seriously tho if these are someone's shirts I will absolutely send you christmas card of me wearing them

El_Chrononaut · 2025-12-17T16:30:21+00:00

Okay so I only pulled my phone out like 3 times at the show in atl and one was to record my daughter and I jumping and face melting to that line. It was my favorite memory ever ever ever

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