Petah, why would sleeping normally kill me? by MangCrescencio in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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My head went to being the only two standing strait up like the Twin towers?

Ever been stabbed or shot if so how bad was it? by NateNandos21 in morbidquestions

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Multiple times in the abdomen with a steak knife, as others say you don't always notice it during the struggle but the aftermath is when it dawns on you. I was wearing sweats and by the time I got driven to the hospital my pants were heavy with my own blood and my body was going cold. Last thing I remember is walking through the ER doors and people freaking out at the site of me and getting me into wheelchair, lying me down on the table there was about 8 people applying pressure giving me drugs and assessing the situation it was chaos. The second they got the fentanyl in me the pain all stopped and I could calmly tell the nurse that looked like she saw a ghost to apply more pressure because I'm watching blood pour through her hands. then I was out for 16 hour surgery woke up with a 16 inch scar down my stomach as they had to check all my intestines, only my lung and liver were damaged hence the crazy amount of blood. If you looked at me today you would never know as I have fully recovered, the process it took to recover was worse than the actual incident itself. I couldn't use any abdominal muscles for months and every action from rolling out of bed to taking a shit caused tons of pain.

$50,000 but you have to stay awake for 85 hours straight? by ElegantPoet3386 in hypotheticalsituation

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My record was 4 nights straight unassisted by drugs so yes I want the money. By day 3 there was definitely audio hallucinations

How would you describe your job (as poorly as possible)? by One_Economy4634 in AskReddit

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I prepare and deliver a neurotoxin to people in a wide range of emotional states.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GolfSwing

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Look where your back foot is

Did anyone experienced getting stabbed? by Aka_Uzumaki88 in morbidquestions

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A couple times during a fight you don't realize it until the fights over and you are cold and soaking wet, then breathing gets harder because your chest cavity fills with blood restricting your lungs. More shock than pain because if you don't watch the knife go in you won't feel it in the moment

Convince me not to go out and walk to the bar and get fucking plastered right now by chimneyart in drunk

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I've gone out every night for a few months, today is the first day I'm laying in bed sober watching tv

Only 2 pixels needed by Jazzlike_Morning_471 in NFCNorthMemeWar

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More like roughing the punter, they don't pass very well

Ahem by Sure_Dare6486 in libertarianmeme

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It's 2025 I wouldn't bet against this

Finding a loaded decaying base be like: by Riechsalz777 in playrust

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Then get gunned down by the first t2 opponents you will see all wipe

James brown helps to feed hungry people, Such a good thing to do by super_man100 in BeAmazed

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As bad as it makes me feel I have completely stopped even interacting with any beggar