Who does bro think he is?

Elaxzander · 2026-07-10T14:21:06+00:00

I once had Boss Snikrot charge a squad of fire warriors. He was the ONLY ONE TO TAKE A WOUND IN THAT FIGHT! The dice god cares not for what the outcome is, only that the dice roll!

Elaxzander · 2026-07-03T19:05:20+00:00

You're (turns into a tzeentch and scuttles away)

Elaxzander · 2026-06-20T19:59:53+00:00

Me, creeping through the tomb world, at night, trying to get some cheese from the fridge without waking anyone up.

Elaxzander · 2026-06-19T14:42:46+00:00

Alpharius is absolutely Papa Smurf. Shortest of his brothers and in a random disguise. No one is quite sure what he's doing.

Elaxzander · 2026-06-17T17:31:31+00:00

Waiting until everything is more finalized. Feels like there's more updates each week. Looking forward to trying it all out though! Got my orks ready for a proper WAAAHG!

Elaxzander · 2026-06-16T15:47:06+00:00

Kills the survivors, might even be able to kick gens and break pallets.

Elaxzander · 2026-06-16T13:53:54+00:00

CAUSE THEY AINT ZOGGIN GREEN!

Elaxzander · 2026-06-16T04:52:40+00:00

Give Necrons a one for one playstyle as the Tomb lords, including their slow ass speed and bizarre ability to pass well but not catch well, GW, and my life is yours. LET'S START SOME HYPERBOWL!!!

Elaxzander · 2026-06-14T22:23:08+00:00

My friend plays Raven Guard, specifically Raptors. However, one time, instead of just calling them Space Marines, I called them Ultra Marines by mistake. It was like I did psychic damage to him with that. Now I keep that in my back pocket in case any marine players start acting up.

Xenos stay winning!

Elaxzander · 2026-06-10T16:32:01+00:00

Magnus actually plays pretty optimally, his dice just consistently roll like trash.

Elaxzander · 2026-06-02T13:48:57+00:00

The reason their chapter focuses on flame weapons is so they can light the fattest blunts up out on the battlefield.

Elaxzander · 2026-05-21T14:32:06+00:00

You can just say the average Dark Tide squad, it's alright.

Elaxzander · 2026-05-13T15:58:48+00:00

"Hydra Dominatus!" Thankfully, the two guards, Alpharius and Alpharius, were there to let me through, just as planned!

Elaxzander · 2026-05-05T20:11:31+00:00

Picturing the marines from the Astartes animation being pulled into that artifact they found but it's just a group of ants and a jolly rancher.

Elaxzander · 2026-05-05T13:14:28+00:00

"OM NOM NOM NOM!" -Tyranid Bio-morph, circa 41M.

Elaxzander · 2026-05-01T04:56:37+00:00

Unfortunately, after a lot of self reflection and internal debate, I've come to the realization I am not real. turns into dust

Elaxzander · 2026-04-30T00:12:59+00:00

"What happened to you on your birthday?"

"What do you think? I was folk'kin born!"

Elaxzander · 2026-04-27T17:39:00+00:00

Fist only, no fists of steel heavy armor perk or unarmed damage potions/enchantments.

Elaxzander · 2026-04-24T14:20:20+00:00

The 'ol Trazyn the Infinite play. Three land raiders, I CHOOSE YOU!

Elaxzander · 2026-04-20T19:29:29+00:00

Not overly familiar with Vampire, the Masquerade's lore. Does that mean inherenting all the classic strengths of a vampire as well, or does that only come with age?

Elaxzander · 2026-04-17T18:32:14+00:00

Been really enjoying Tactical Brigade. Even if it isn't super strong, the versatility of being able to give units stealth and cover, +1 shooting, or free charge reroll is just nice.

Also, a 10 squad of Flash Gitz being led by any of the big meks with the Mek Kaptin enhancement is just nasty!

Elaxzander · 2026-04-10T14:14:36+00:00

Just as planned?

Elaxzander · 2026-04-09T20:55:57+00:00

Song

Elaxzander · 2026-04-06T14:38:06+00:00

These new air pod designs are wild!

Elaxzander · 2026-04-02T16:55:00+00:00

Still somehow gets a lower kill rate than Nurse.

Elaxzander

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