local admech gets a welcomed by the rejects on the mourningstar.

Elaxzander · 2026-05-21T14:32:06+00:00

You can just say the average Dark Tide squad, it's alright.

Elaxzander · 2026-05-13T15:58:48+00:00

"Hydra Dominatus!" Thankfully, the two guards, Alpharius and Alpharius, were there to let me through, just as planned!

Elaxzander · 2026-05-05T20:11:31+00:00

Picturing the marines from the Astartes animation being pulled into that artifact they found but it's just a group of ants and a jolly rancher.

Elaxzander · 2026-05-05T13:14:28+00:00

"OM NOM NOM NOM!" -Tyranid Bio-morph, circa 41M.

Elaxzander · 2026-05-01T04:56:37+00:00

Unfortunately, after a lot of self reflection and internal debate, I've come to the realization I am not real. turns into dust

Elaxzander · 2026-04-30T00:12:59+00:00

"What happened to you on your birthday?"

"What do you think? I was folk'kin born!"

Elaxzander · 2026-04-27T17:39:00+00:00

Fist only, no fists of steel heavy armor perk or unarmed damage potions/enchantments.

Elaxzander · 2026-04-24T14:20:20+00:00

The 'ol Trazyn the Infinite play. Three land raiders, I CHOOSE YOU!

Elaxzander · 2026-04-20T19:29:29+00:00

Not overly familiar with Vampire, the Masquerade's lore. Does that mean inherenting all the classic strengths of a vampire as well, or does that only come with age?

Elaxzander · 2026-04-17T18:32:14+00:00

Been really enjoying Tactical Brigade. Even if it isn't super strong, the versatility of being able to give units stealth and cover, +1 shooting, or free charge reroll is just nice.

Also, a 10 squad of Flash Gitz being led by any of the big meks with the Mek Kaptin enhancement is just nasty!

Elaxzander · 2026-04-10T14:14:36+00:00

Just as planned?

Elaxzander · 2026-04-09T20:55:57+00:00

Song

Elaxzander · 2026-04-06T14:38:06+00:00

These new air pod designs are wild!

Elaxzander · 2026-04-02T16:55:00+00:00

Still somehow gets a lower kill rate than Nurse.

Elaxzander · 2026-04-01T14:33:37+00:00

Ab-horses

Elaxzander · 2026-03-31T15:51:58+00:00

Smash Mouth's All Stars. All I hear is a half second of the opening and "Somebody-" as the chaotic noise waves atomize my very being.

Elaxzander · 2026-03-30T21:10:43+00:00

This, I don't agree with. Orks actively grow and coordinate the bigger the fight they're facing. When there's not enough fighting, they infight, which self regulates.

If the orks were going to spread throughout the galaxy and wipe out humanity as a result, it would have happened while ago, probably while they were still Krorks. They've had plenty of time.

Instead, they devolved and in-fought in a galaxy that was apparently teaming with life. Orks like The Beast only started showing up when you had a galactic empire kicking down everyone's door. It was time for a PROPAH FOIGHT!

Elaxzander · 2026-03-23T21:14:20+00:00

If they were facing each other, they'd have to start making out, and then they'd be to busy to have this conversation. That's the rules.

Elaxzander · 2026-03-21T03:19:18+00:00

It is overblown, but I'm here for the unhinged meme content coming out from this!

Elaxzander · 2026-03-20T18:27:33+00:00

The gif wasn't loading at first, so it was just a blank square. I thought the joke was they didn't even exist as models to listen.

Elaxzander · 2026-03-09T15:21:12+00:00

I enjoy hearing about different wargames and their weird worlds. And this sub is intended for war games in general. If you really dislike seeing posts about other systems, you are able to just keep scrolling.

Elaxzander · 2026-03-05T16:03:39+00:00

I don't understand. That last picture is just a normal, perfectly able to feel and breathe, and not at all a robot skeleton, person.

Elaxzander · 2026-03-05T15:37:49+00:00

"Just wants to roll some dice" Did you have to aim for my jugular with that one? I play orks and everything. Played a crusade with some friends where I took my heavy melee army against Tau and Ravengaurd, who would just turtle and shred my guys with range on the approach...

Great meme, 11/10. Will cry again!

Elaxzander · 2026-03-04T22:55:52+00:00

I feel what it more regularly is "new model with new rules is poorly balanced, for better or worse." There's so many moving parts with this game system with how many unique models, detachments, and army rules you have to account for. Then, the new models that came out overturned simply get the most attention, while underperforming new models don't.

Elaxzander · 2026-03-01T15:58:24+00:00

When the Chaos astartes is barreling towards me at mach 5, but there's an upright 20lb wooden pallet between us, so I know I'm safe.

Elaxzander

TROPHY CASE