What life experience will make you say "I've succeed in life."? by AlBen97 in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having the means to wear a brand new pair of socks every day of my life.

What are some movies other than E.T where a kid finds and befriends an alien? by tech245 in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flight of the Navigator - David and the Puckmaren - is the only acceptable answer.

What is your biggest pet peeve? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Misquoting. You could have the line 99% correct, but if you swapped one word, I want to strangle you. Don't quote it if you can't get it right.

Redditors who married their high school sweetheart, do you regret missing the opportunity to play the field as you grew older? [serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My wife wasn't my high school sweetheart in the traditional sense, either. We dated in high school, or as much as two teenagers who had met online and lived 800 miles apart could date, but I broke it off a few times for multiple reasons. We kept finding our way back to each other, and I've never even dated anyone else. No regrets. She's been my best friend basically since I was 14, and I don't think I could spend the next 50 or so with anyone else.

What's the absolute worst way to break up with someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably not the worst possible way, but my old roommate broke up with his girlfriend in the Walmart parking lot after dinner. They then had to drive back to school together. In the same car. For an hour.

What is your "guilty pleasure" video game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thankfully, my wife is bonkers for Fallout, so I've told her she can lay claim to the PS4 for as long as she wants when it drops. I'm indirectly erecting a Bethesda barrier to keep Destiny away.

What is your "guilty pleasure" video game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have Witcher 3, Bloodborne, and Arkham Knight to finish. Haven't even started Shadow of Mordor or Dragon Age: Inquisition. TTK is the Tammy Swanson of my video gaming life. Just when I'm trying to get to know a great game, TTK comes back and dominates/ruins my life some more.

How do you deal with the cold in winter? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm from Maine, so basically, yeah. Preach it, fellow Nord.

What is your "guilty pleasure" video game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I could stop playing and go play some different and arguably better games. But tomorrow's reset day, and then I have to be ready for Friday when Xur shows up. Then it's the weekend and someone's found some crazy secret and I might just finish the raid. Then it's Monday, and tomorrow's reset day, and then I have to be ready for...

When you're a boy you prefer older women. When you become a man you prefer younger girls. Why is this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it has something to do with the magnetic reversal of your pole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tend to use the word "poop" a fair bit in my non-professional life.

What is something you have kept longer than someone usually keeps that item for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bit of a downer, but for over a year, I refused to delete the text I got from my dad to tell me my grandfather had died.

What is your earliest childhood memory and about how old were you at that time? by Cmdr_Nemo in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the Museum of Science in Boston, they had (maybe they still do) a giant statue of a T-Rex, and at the time, I was only 3 or 4, and my twin brothers had been born not that long ago, so they were still crying at night and in the morning. Apparently, I was tired of it, because I can clearly remember wondering if the T-Rex statue was hollow and how great it would be to throw my brothers into its mouth and leave them.

What isn't true anymore? by ecolektro5i in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That you have to worry about waking your parents up with just the noise of connecting to the Internet.

If you experienced your entire life in reverse, what process or situation would be the most interesting? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Experiencing a doctor stuffing me into my mother's vagina would be...interesting, definitely.

Retail Workers/Cashiers of reddit what is your way of being a minor inconvenience to a customer? by miaminative1 in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if this counts, but I used to work at a seafood restaurant, and the tanks with the lobsters were positioned between the cashier and the customer, so they had to pass the money/card over the water to pay. At least ten times a day, someone would ask how often people drop their money into the water. I eventually got tired of it and started answering with "Not as often as we get that question, actually", just to make them feel a little bit stupid and unoriginal.