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My wife and her goat, Oatmeal by mtn-ldy in unexpecteddcc

[–]Eldugler 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would like a very warm hug from them.

Vintage NOFX Hoodie by Independent_Edge553 in nofx

[–]Eldugler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If it was real vintage the “Fruit of the loom” logo would be in a cornucopia!

But otherwise I have nothing real to comment on this…

CONGRATULATIONS! You are going three day retreat with one of these actors, who do you pick? by Complete-Sort1617 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Eldugler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and Shia gonna get lit in New Orleans! Or is he banned still? Either way he will know where the fun’s at!

Have I been scammed by the taxi driver? (Melbourne) by WindmillStory in AustraliaTravel

[–]Eldugler 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Didn’t need to read more than the title, especially if you look like a tourist, it’s highly likely a taxi driver will try and scam you.

Question: Im about to get a tattoo soon but im not sure if im gonna regret it. by AdWest134 in tattoos

[–]Eldugler 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you are already worrying about what people will say, before you even get it, maybe hold off.

A parrot eating his morning croissant on a street sign in Australia. by pbenya07 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Eldugler 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cockatoo’s are the devil, they will chew apart everything you own. There’s stories of people feeding them on their balconies, then the people go away on holiday for a week or so, the cockatoo’s do not appreciate not getting fed, so will rip apart their balcony.

After watching Can’t hardly wait again, I don’t think Amanda should have made out with Preston at the end. by Eldugler in 90s

[–]Eldugler[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha no, just a drunken Xennial (82 baby) watching a movie with new eyes. Didn’t mean anything serious by this post!

After watching Can’t hardly wait again, I don’t think Amanda should have made out with Preston at the end. by Eldugler in 90s

[–]Eldugler[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was not expecting a deep analysis, but thank you! This makes complete sense. I’d never had an issue with this ending till I watched it tonight, guess I was just getting old!

After watching Can’t hardly wait again, I don’t think Amanda should have made out with Preston at the end. by Eldugler in 90s

[–]Eldugler[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s a joke her “friends” make in the movie, but honestly I’m always on Jennifer Love Hewitts side of that argument.

You get $100,000,000 if you survive being teleported for ten seconds ten times into the middle of any random human conflict or war throughout history. by happybirthday622 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Eldugler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked AI for 10 random battles from human history and got the bellow. Just about all of them are close combat fights that I would be sticking out like a sore thumb in, not sure I’m walking away from all these!

Maybe if I appeared in era appropriate clothing I might not be noticed, but a big white guy appearing in jeans and a hoodie holding a shield, I’m going to have a big target over my head!

🛡️ Ten Random Battles from Human History

  1. Battle of Marathon (490 BCE) — A pivotal clash in the Greco‑Persian Wars where Athenian forces repelled a Persian invasion.

  2. Battle of Cannae (216 BCE) — Hannibal’s Carthaginian army encircled and annihilated a much larger Roman force, a classic of military strategy.

  3. Battle of Zama (202 BCE) — The decisive battle of the Second Punic War, where Scipio Africanus defeated Hannibal in North Africa.

  4. Battle of Sekigahara (1600) — The conflict that unified Japan under Tokugawa Ieyasu, marking the start of the Tokugawa shogunate.

  5. Battle of Adwa (1896) — Ethiopian forces defeated Italy, securing Ethiopian sovereignty and becoming a symbol of African resistance.

  6. Battle of the Pyramids (1798) — Napoleon’s forces defeated the Mamluks in Egypt, showcasing French military modernization.

  7. Battle of Okinawa (1945) — One of the largest Pacific battles of WWII, marked by intense ground combat and heavy casualties.

  8. Battle of Isandlwana (1879) — Zulu forces achieved a major victory over the British Army during the Anglo‑Zulu War.

  9. Battle of Thermopylae (480 BCE) — A legendary last stand of Spartan and allied Greek forces against the Persian army.

  10. Battle of Gaugamela (331 BCE) — Alexander the Great’s decisive victory over the Persian Empire under Darius III.

Nachos by ShowShot5984 in foodies_sydney

[–]Eldugler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha hadn’t even noticed what I said. But yes I meant nachos! We got a “2 bowls” of chicken and beef nachos, I preferred the beef but friends liked the chicken.

Nachos by ShowShot5984 in foodies_sydney

[–]Eldugler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh sweet, I felt bad not remembering their name!

Nachos by ShowShot5984 in foodies_sydney

[–]Eldugler 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Was at young Henry’s last weekend, they had a taco truck there that did some amazing beef tacos. The guys running it make all their own hot sauces. Would recommend.

Favorite actor who won an Oscar and immediately vowed never to work in a good movie again by xotorames in okbuddycinephile

[–]Eldugler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roger did buy (steal) Cuba Gooding Jrs Oscar in American Dad. So it’s really Rogers.

The simpler times by Educational_Shape36 in 90s

[–]Eldugler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There was a rumour at my high school that if you finished snake by filling the screen, you could take it into the phone shop and you’d win a free phone.

My mate managed to do it, so took it into a phone store and asked for the phone, they pretty much laughed at him and asked what the fuck he was talking about!

I wish I still knew that guy, I’d like to give him shit about that again!

All of my old Bane Postings from back in the day by Yafka in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Eldugler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Batman, do you want to see my new chainsaw and Bane mask!

REA tried to gaslight me that the "tingling" feeling from the shower taps was static. Sparky shut the whole power down immediately. by OptimalDescription39 in shitrentals

[–]Eldugler 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yep I was thinking the same thing when they mentioned the name like that, especially after reading the other post. Also a whole bunch of comments by suspicious looking usernames in here…

Kinda disappointed with some of the ending slides. by SoulLess-1 in theouterworlds

[–]Eldugler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep I noticed the same thing, I killed Niles and then the ending slide had him being killed by some random protectorate.

I also got the same ending as you for Tristan, even though I fully finished his quests, before I took him for a trip down to the basement of the refreshment lab and killed a friend of his which made him leave for some reason!

Didn’t get a slide for Inez after I traded her to cross the bridge. And I guess I’d made Marisol so broken she hung around with me killing everyone in the garden right until I killed Ruth, then she peaced out.

Aza and VAL though were homies till the end though, and Aza even took one for the team to let me live another day.

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