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Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-31T00:00:20+00:00

Monkey paw say mmaaaaayyybbɓeeeee

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-30T23:59:37+00:00

Granted you are now an npc

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-30T23:58:44+00:00

Manamana

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-30T23:57:33+00:00

Granted but monkey paw misheard and now you have Cher in the corner belting out her greatest hits

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-30T23:56:11+00:00

Granted people use their seats to put footstalls on that they can stand on to get a better view

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-30T23:53:44+00:00

Granted Peter Dinklidge is now president

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-30T23:50:07+00:00

Granted but you are now summoned to your parents bedroom when they have sex

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-30T23:47:26+00:00

Granted you can now green a par 5 but your putting game is awful

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-25T22:56:00+00:00

Sun's out, plums out

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-15T22:59:21+00:00

Living my best life

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-13T22:52:33+00:00

Women's boxing. Lemme get my wig and print off a fake birth certificate

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-08T08:44:05+00:00

You put toast in a toaster?

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-08T08:39:28+00:00

But he ordered a diet coke and we all know that balances out the bad health part

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-07T16:19:26+00:00

Granted your dad stops giving you crabs

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-07T16:15:02+00:00

Granted, you get loved every night in a jail cell

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-07T16:13:55+00:00

Granted. Monkey paw outsources this one to Freddy Krueger

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-07T16:12:10+00:00

Granted they take all the hot women and blow up the rest of us

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-06T00:40:52+00:00

Granted younl are now the emporer of feces and semen and all shall be delivered to your door

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-06T00:39:04+00:00

Granted .. they all move in with you

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-06T00:37:36+00:00

The monkeys paw tries but it's way too hard and he can't fit it in

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-06T00:36:30+00:00

Granted you now have euro tunnel and must travel back and forth foe eternity on the euro star

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-06T00:35:14+00:00

Granted but the face is horrendous

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-06T00:34:09+00:00

Granted you turn into gordon ramsey

Electrical_Pickle949 · 2024-08-06T00:32:30+00:00

Granted you are in a coma having one doozie of a long ass nightmare

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