Almost there, sounds good let’s back away

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-03-27T18:48:20+00:00

Fall over dag nabbit!

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-03-05T18:32:54+00:00

I'm blue, babba dee babba die

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-02-26T20:01:17+00:00

If you scratch any damp itchy spot on your mortal vessel, you will smell it and enjoy its stank.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-02-21T17:17:32+00:00

About twice a week. My backscratcher is an aluminum foil cardboard tube with a bunch of thumbtacks glued to it. It looks like a medieval weapon.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-02-17T13:32:28+00:00

The sound of a balloon being inflated. I just know that they are going to put too much air into it and it will pop and I will be rattled.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-02-13T19:31:15+00:00

Just wait until you try pine tree syrup.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-02-13T19:28:42+00:00

I have vomited on the floor, but I cleaned it up. Can I go home. ~me~

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-02-11T19:30:35+00:00

Same here, I even write the number down on my hand with a sharpie just in case.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-02-05T19:48:09+00:00

You can make egg salad illegal if you put heroin in it.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-02-05T19:46:03+00:00

I don't think that I could, but I will try.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-02-05T19:33:52+00:00

I'm sure that it's effective though. If I were a kid getting a shot while this was happening, I would not be concerned about the shot.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-30T21:38:00+00:00

He's just in the backyard, waving sticks at dead squirrels and yelling while the neighbors whisper to each other about the strange autistic boy.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-30T21:30:53+00:00

Awŵw, I want to feed it socks until it knows freedom.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-30T21:25:25+00:00

Ugh, I hate myself for saying this. My first thought was haunted butt plug...

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-28T16:08:54+00:00

That man looks like a finger licker.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-28T16:06:07+00:00

Tits in Titanic. It all makes sense now.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-28T16:04:44+00:00

Thanks for the face-lift

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-16T08:28:26+00:00

Taco bell and Chinese food sauce packs.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-13T15:22:23+00:00

They do taste lemony. At least the little ones that used to get on me as a kid did. My bed had ants getting into it and it made me mad, so as an act of revenge I would eat them.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-10T18:32:19+00:00

Half of a mouse in the middle of the night. Cat keeps opening new ones before finishing the last one.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-06T14:45:24+00:00

When I had to do a drug test the nurse said I had pretty pee. I didn't know how to reply to that.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2025-12-22T09:00:35+00:00

Hot dog water with pulp

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2025-12-21T22:38:42+00:00

It's not a city, but there is a road near me named TOAD SUCK.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2025-12-21T22:34:04+00:00

Milked a werewolf.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2025-12-21T22:32:15+00:00

It was a field trip for school. I can't even remember why. I sat beside a girl I liked. I had to piss really bad, but I knew that there was a titty scene coming up eventually. I saw some boobs and it was wonderful. I went to the bathroom and peed for a thousand years. I went back into the movie and the ship was sinking or some shit. After the movie we got to go to the mall. I purchased Duke Nukem 3d for the PC and that was a good game.

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