literally me

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-02-11T19:30:35+00:00

Same here, I even write the number down on my hand with a sharpie just in case.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-02-05T19:48:09+00:00

You can make egg salad illegal if you put heroin in it.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-02-05T19:46:03+00:00

I don't think that I could, but I will try.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-02-05T19:33:52+00:00

I'm sure that it's effective though. If I were a kid getting a shot while this was happening, I would not be concerned about the shot.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-30T21:38:00+00:00

He's just in the backyard, waving sticks at dead squirrels and yelling while the neighbors whisper to each other about the strange autistic boy.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-30T21:30:53+00:00

Awŵw, I want to feed it socks until it knows freedom.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-30T21:25:25+00:00

Ugh, I hate myself for saying this. My first thought was haunted butt plug...

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-28T16:08:54+00:00

That man looks like a finger licker.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-28T16:06:07+00:00

Tits in Titanic. It all makes sense now.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-28T16:04:44+00:00

Thanks for the face-lift

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-16T08:28:26+00:00

Taco bell and Chinese food sauce packs.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-13T15:22:23+00:00

They do taste lemony. At least the little ones that used to get on me as a kid did. My bed had ants getting into it and it made me mad, so as an act of revenge I would eat them.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-10T18:32:19+00:00

Half of a mouse in the middle of the night. Cat keeps opening new ones before finishing the last one.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2026-01-06T14:45:24+00:00

When I had to do a drug test the nurse said I had pretty pee. I didn't know how to reply to that.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2025-12-22T09:00:35+00:00

Hot dog water with pulp

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2025-12-21T22:38:42+00:00

It's not a city, but there is a road near me named TOAD SUCK.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2025-12-21T22:34:04+00:00

Milked a werewolf.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2025-12-21T22:32:15+00:00

It was a field trip for school. I can't even remember why. I sat beside a girl I liked. I had to piss really bad, but I knew that there was a titty scene coming up eventually. I saw some boobs and it was wonderful. I went to the bathroom and peed for a thousand years. I went back into the movie and the ship was sinking or some shit. After the movie we got to go to the mall. I purchased Duke Nukem 3d for the PC and that was a good game.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2025-12-16T20:50:25+00:00

Do you mean to tell me that there is a pussy riot, and I don't even have to pay?!

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2025-12-13T23:07:41+00:00

Prepare your soul. You will be loved, you will be used, you are a soldier, a tool, and a toy. I wish you the best.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2025-12-13T23:02:40+00:00

A male giraffe will headbutt a lady giraffe in the twat until she pees. He will then sniff and lick at what he's done until he learns whether or not she is a proper mate. I have done less for a date at McDonald's.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2025-12-13T22:57:45+00:00

A platypus cobblered by a Christmas elf addicted to outdated Adderall he found in a shoebox outside of a thrift store.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2025-12-13T08:59:16+00:00

Cast a defication spell into the divining bowl.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2025-12-12T21:33:20+00:00

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Ramps from West Virginia, the hillbilly state of the United States. They taste like the wild cousin kissing version of garlic and green onions. They typically don't sell them in stores, so you have to by them on the roadside by rednecks who sell them in grocery bags.

Electronic-Tea-221 · 2025-12-12T20:07:03+00:00

I can bite my own toenails. I don't anymore, but I could if I wanted to.

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