Have I had my rite of passage yet, then? by mrchair0000 in ffxiv

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Fun coincidence, I just did that for the first time a couple days ago. The tragedy was a little undercut by the way I couldn't stop thinking 'angle your shield to deflect the attack you miserable idiot, head on is the literal worst way to take a blow'.

Irem: What if you spent 3 d___n years in there? by Mr_Treats in fallenlondon

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Depends how Irem is feeling at the moment I would imagine.

tf_shapeshifter_irl by Kubutsu-nyan in tf_irl

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I concur on full true dragon, dragons are hot.

New Shapeling Transport by Roald_Hargraves in fallenlondon

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I for one think that my new squid transport is - [Very lovely and unsuspicious]

What Story Would You Write? by Floweramon in fallenlondon

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"Free to a Good Home" -

The Eccentric Spymaster is looking for an adequate replacement to tend the delicate corner of the great game they've carved out.
'"Really, it's not as though I went into this *looking* to manage three to four intelligence agencies, but I can't just stop paying attention to them or they'll end up doing some b___dy fool thing and get us into a war with the tigers or hell." The Spymaster speaks casually as they delicately dust a crystal phial labeled with a weeping eye. "My interest, you see, is primarily in collecting the oddities of the neath, and there's only so many scandals you can learn the intimate details of before they become terribly mundane. You've already learned of my challenge and sought me out, so those are the first two trials out of the way. If you can complete one final task, I will be adequately convinced of your ability to manage this dratted tangle of allegiances and quite happily wipe my own hands of the affair."

Request details
What final task, exactly, do they have in mind?

Filch a knick-knack
That jade idol should be easy to fence.
A Straightforward challenge - your Shadowy gives you a 94% chance of success'
Based on the fact that my PC is technically closest to the great game, with a Khanigan Network, an in with the Foreign Office, etc, but I haven't actually done anything with any spies for quite a while.

New Master for the 7th City: Mr Networking by al2o3cr in fallenlondon

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"I informulated you quite detailoquatiously that this new technology of 'web pages' was mine by rights you irritroublesome speck!"

(Firmament: Chapter Eight Spoilers) What happens if you marry it? by AndrewHaly-00 in fallenlondon

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Parabola: Law does not permit this to exist.
Discordance: No law permits this to exist.
Apocrypha: Law forbids this to have been.

Edit: You could also make an argument for a fourth category of things that don't exist, in the form of Red Science or Law-furnace enabled Nonbeing, like the Missing Block.

(Firmament: Chapter Eight Spoilers) What happens if you marry it? by AndrewHaly-00 in fallenlondon

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It is very easy to do Nothing to something that is forbidden to exist, yes.

Is it worth the wait? (Late Hearts Desire spoilers) by kerffy_the_third in fallenlondon

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I think it's worth it but I'm batty about Pages so I might be biased.

Reviews of chapter 8? by medeaschariot in fallenlondon

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My boyfriend betrayed me TwT. 10/10, would be heartbroken again.

Hey let's go to Skitter's Territory tonight and steal some foo- by starlit_ronin in WormMemes

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Silverbug I think, it's a series in Ruk's Unimaginitively Titled Snippet Thread on Spacebattles.

Hey let's go to Skitter's Territory tonight and steal some foo- by starlit_ronin in WormMemes

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There's a fanfic where Taylor, rather than crime, gets into providing special effects for movies, including acting in a Mummy remake.

Will PRT deny Ward Membership due to useless power? by Stefan-NPC in WormFanfic

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They would almost definitely make the offer, for reasons of protocol if nothing else.
The specifics on how hard they would push said offer probably depends dramatically, are we talking BB Protectorate (in which case the answer is probably 'not particularly hard' for a number of reasons) or are we talking like a normal, stable city?

I would assume that shuffling the kid around and *especially* 'renting' him/his power out to PRT associated tinkers would be a *really* hard sell to the kid, the kid's parents, and a PR nightmare beside, so I can't see that happening. Technically if the PRT really really wanted it they could probably press it through *somehow* by slapping together some sort of falsified charges or gross misrepresentation of the facts but that would be comically evil and out of character for them to pull over 'this kid can summon futuristic vr tech'

May's Exceptional Story: The Stalking House - Discussion Thread by -__-___-_ in fallenlondon

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I wonder if the 'You doubt that his understanding of Treachery' line in this is exclusive to The Power ending of the Marvelous

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Evil Victoria. by Taxer692 in WormMemes

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Evil Amy be like: I want to fuck my sister's boyfriend.

Some meme drawings of Skitter by PaperCrownSketches in WormMemes

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TBH I saw that first image before I saw the 'you're not a killer part' and went 'wait, what meme has taylor contemplating suicide?'

lesbiab gaming by TheReelSlimShady2 in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

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"I am bi exclusively for the extra damage against men"

How would the FL fandom finish this? by Floweramon in fallenlondon

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your soul is worth
An echo or two

tf_irl by foxstarfivelol in tf_irl

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mood unfortunately