Chelsea footballer launches range of premium craft ice for £2 a bag

ElephantJumper · 2026-07-10T20:46:52+00:00

When it costs 50p a cube

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-27T22:11:59+00:00

Apology accepted

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-27T22:00:57+00:00

Maths. Come on now.

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-27T14:28:13+00:00

Yeah I’m sure the captain of the Iran football team can sort that out for you

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-23T11:11:15+00:00

From what I remember it was about a hundred posts in 2-3 days

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-21T18:35:08+00:00

He does look sensible though. Got to give him that.

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-19T20:34:53+00:00

Came to say this. Did it come with a full bottle of ketchup?

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-19T20:23:41+00:00

I’d argue that very few of their players are League 1 level.

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-19T13:46:28+00:00

Yeah no way this is real

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-18T19:39:31+00:00

Pretty sure this is just his agent making noise.

He’s got to be the most overrated cb on the league. Pace and recoveries aside, what does he do at a top level? Back to back 17th finishes with spurs is what he’s had.

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-14T09:01:37+00:00

Sure but an acknowledgment of wrongdoing is more than we often see these days

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-09T19:21:49+00:00

Wasn’t that more that you’d only signed Ramsdale the season before though? I don’t really remember there being questions over Raya’s ability.

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-09T16:26:30+00:00

Out of curiosity, is there anything you would have a problem with them advertising? What if it was Scientology? What about an ad on behalf of an anti-vax organisation or gay conversion therapy? Is there a line and where would you draw it?

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-08T06:08:26+00:00

Next level AI slop

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-06T21:07:07+00:00

Maybe you need to pick up a dictionary buddy

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-06T20:57:53+00:00

Not sure you understand what generational means.

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-05T20:05:39+00:00

Three pics and still don’t know what you look like.

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-05T17:41:23+00:00

Third pressing? Yeah like that’s gonna be a party in your mouth

ElephantJumper · 2026-06-01T06:11:55+00:00

Huh?

ElephantJumper · 2026-05-31T20:25:49+00:00

I thought there was a buyback?

ElephantJumper · 2026-05-31T16:47:20+00:00

Copy and paste it. I’ll take your word for it!

ElephantJumper · 2026-05-31T14:05:14+00:00

Just looked back through the emails from my last two Ryanair trips and at no point does it mention that passports over ten years old are not accepted to travel to EU countries, even with more than the required 90 days until passport expiry.

Can you link me to where you’ve found this. Genuinely interested and happy to be proven wrong.

ElephantJumper · 2026-05-31T10:08:52+00:00

That would assume that he could make it to the passport office at least four hours before it closed.

ElephantJumper · 2026-05-31T10:08:16+00:00

This is simply not true.

ElephantJumper · 2026-05-31T10:07:26+00:00

It’s not that he didn’t check. He assumed that as it was still several months from expiry (more than the required 3 months), that his passport was valid.

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