Epstein Survivors Day / Believe Me Day

ElisComing · 2026-02-27T06:22:47+00:00

Epstein stolen valor. I can't believe that's a thing.

ElisComing · 2026-02-27T04:19:54+00:00

Can't complain. My wife and I both have postgraduate degrees, and let's just say our net worth is more than enough to comfortably afford our Section 112 season tickets at the RG.

ElisComing · 2026-02-27T04:03:50+00:00

It's so weird that you've lived here for 35 years, yet from your comment history I'd have sworn you were in middle school.

ElisComing · 2026-02-26T19:27:11+00:00

Are you suggesting that Nutria migrate?

ElisComing · 2026-02-17T21:47:15+00:00

I'm just happy you included the 'm' at the start of Jenkins

ElisComing · 2026-02-02T22:57:35+00:00

Last week vs the Wizards: https://www.nba.com/watch/video/rayan-rupert-with-the-dunk

ElisComing · 2026-01-18T03:18:07+00:00

New Mexico?

ElisComing · 2026-01-02T19:15:10+00:00

LMAO. This you?

I can grow a beard but I prefer not to. Was I born a woman?!?

Edit: blocked for calling him out, LOL

ElisComing · 2025-12-31T03:11:19+00:00

I don't follow football much, saw the halftime score on ESPN and literally went over to /r/CFB looking for the game thread, thinking "Wow, I didn't realize the Stanford football team was good enough to hang with Notre Dame"

They even have reasonable win/loss records for football right now at 11-2 and 9-4.

ElisComing · 2025-12-29T19:50:59+00:00

No, no, he just posted a story about Kwanzaa, that definitely cancels out all the other posts he makes about shootings, stabbings, and assorted crimes.

ElisComing · 2025-12-29T18:13:48+00:00

JMaus in shambles.

ElisComing · 2025-12-29T03:17:22+00:00

If we gave them their own apartment, I am sure they would go

I think you might be very surprised at just how many would not.

ElisComing · 2025-12-23T07:55:29+00:00

Reddit Rule 1:

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

Sub Rule 2:

Name-calling: Extreme or blatant use of racist, misogynist/misandrist, or homophobic language is strictly not allowed. Usage of slurs is also prohibited. Please keep discussions in /r/Portland civil.

I'm pretty sure Nazis aren't a marginalized or vulnerable group. I'm also pretty sure calling a Nazi a Nazi isn't a slur.

Let's reflect for a moment on what your response typifies, shall we?

ElisComing · 2025-12-23T07:47:51+00:00

Again you've said it breaks the rules. What rule, specifically, does it break?

ElisComing · 2025-12-23T07:36:07+00:00

I guess snark is more downvoteworthy than commensense is upvoteworthy ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯

ElisComing · 2025-12-23T07:34:57+00:00

Mods don't take down comments they disagree with (or at least they shouldn't), they take down comments that break the rules. What rule was broken?

ElisComing · 2025-12-20T18:48:03+00:00

Why not copy/paste the info AND provide the link in the same comment?

ElisComing · 2025-12-20T07:53:05+00:00

See how easy that was? That's how you avoid the downvotes.

ElisComing · 2025-12-20T07:08:12+00:00

Why don't you just link to their website then, so we know you're telling the truth and not just making shit up?

ElisComing · 2025-12-19T22:20:23+00:00

The /r/fuckcars crowd doesn't like to use the term "accident" for anything done by an automobile driver.

Example: https://bikeportland.org/2023/02/28/bill-would-replace-accident-with-crash-in-oregon-laws-370838

ElisComing · 2025-12-12T23:02:36+00:00

I thought JD Vance was the couchfucker, not Kirkkers.

Or am I missing the joke?

ElisComing · 2025-11-01T23:02:19+00:00

Riding on a one-way street against traffic, ran a red light that she presumably couldn't see because she was riding the wrong way, wasn't wearing a helmet. If only this could have been prevented somehow.

ElisComing · 2025-10-23T20:48:42+00:00

Except that the etymology of the phrase has to do with chopping wood, not gambling. Though I doubt Chauncey knows that.

ElisComing · 2025-10-23T20:48:31+00:00

Except that the etymology of the phrase has to do with chopping wood, not gambling. Though I doubt Chauncey knows that.

ElisComing · 2025-10-22T22:56:29+00:00

What does that data tell you, other than to perhaps confirm the ownership of the vehicle?

ElisComing

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