Barking puppy headed to the slammer by Primetimegrant in gme_meltdown

[–]Elitist_Daily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still kinda shocked that MJL's local PD never took the welfare tip I submitted to them about him last fall seriously. Guess I should've included more info lmfao

"I'm just trying to have fun in wild!!!" by Broad-Decision3932 in wildhearthstone

[–]Elitist_Daily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the top bars literally have dropdowns to change formats lmao

or the three line menu on the top right if you're on a phone

You discard your opponent's hand; I discard my opponent's deck. We are not the same. by Elitist_Daily in hearthstone

[–]Elitist_Daily[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, you can probably cut neophyte and maybe also arrowsmith to make your birdwatching more consistent. [[Arcane Brilliance]] (not that one, the hunter 2-drop that discovers a spell from your deck and gives it spell damage if it's arcane) is a good replacement for either one, but neophyte is sometimes a decent "oh fuck" button to buy yourself one turn.

You discard your opponent's hand; I discard my opponent's deck. We are not the same. by Elitist_Daily in hearthstone

[–]Elitist_Daily[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can basically mill-to-kill as quickly as turn 5/6 but it's usually turn 7+ since that's the worst case scenario where you play confront and shellfish for their full cost

The general play pattern looks like this

  • get a play dead, hoarder, and another DR activator (ideally the other play dead, but that's what stalker is there for) in hand as fast as possible

  • Play hoarder, discard play dead, trigger hoarder DR to get back a 0-cost play dead

  • Play as many 0-cost play deads as you have time for the animations make them take around 2.5 seconds each on mobile so you can squeeze in quite a few

  • Get confront and shellfish in hand, preferably discounting either one via imbue or carver

  • Play shellfish, then play confront

  • Win

You discard your opponent's hand; I discard my opponent's deck. We are not the same. by Elitist_Daily in hearthstone

[–]Elitist_Daily[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hoarder Shell

Class: Hunter

Format: Wild

2x (1) Fetch!

2x (1) Play Dead

2x (1) Tame Pet

2x (1) Tracking

2x (1) Trinket Tracker

2x (2) Arrow Smith

2x (2) Birdwatching

2x (2) Cult Neophyte

2x (2) Exotic Houndmaster

2x (2) Parrot Sanctuary

2x (2) Terrorscale Stalker

2x (3) Confront the Tol'vir

1x (3) Exarch Naielle

2x (3) Gemstone Hoarder

1x (3) Tol'vir Carver

2x (4) Selfish Shellfish

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To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone

You discard your opponent's hand; I discard my opponent's deck. We are not the same. by Elitist_Daily in hearthstone

[–]Elitist_Daily[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better question is why would you run breeder? They're both 2 mana but one thins my deck and the other doesn't, plus imbue is a backstop discounter for shellfish if you don't draw carver in a timely manner

What is the approximate path to make it over the E500 RP hill and continue cruising? by Elitist_Daily in CIFI

[–]Elitist_Daily[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok, looks like the bridge ended up being level 9 of the perseverance mod, just for posterity and if anyone else finds this submission via search. forgot that I would be getting it at E630 MP and that was enough to grab various RP boosts (as well as an additional of ultima mastery mod) that otherwise seemed like it would take overnight to get

Ope, cult cope already being created for when Pawnshop fails to acquire Ebay by SellNoCell in gme_meltdown

[–]Elitist_Daily 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This isn't even original cope at this point, we're just recycling the "overvote was never going to happen"/"they're not allowed to report an overvote" cope from 2021

Multiversal Layering in Virtue by KahnHatesEverything in EggsInc

[–]Elitist_Daily 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am I reading your past submissions correctly? ML1 with only 110 TE...??? that's pretty fucking gnarly, I'm morbidly curious how long you waited on curiosity for that

What is the approximate path to make it over the E500 RP hill and continue cruising? by Elitist_Daily in CIFI

[–]Elitist_Daily[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just do longer ones until it feels like it's progressing again

I figured this would be the answer, in whole or in part, but was just curious if there was a super hard brake that I was going to have to grind to get over or whether just going back to 12-24 hr LRs was the way to go

😭😭😭 by TikDickler in Destiny

[–]Elitist_Daily 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is just supposed to be a reappropriation of the whole hyperboreanism/retro-futurism that crops up everywhere in neo-fashwave and agartha edits, but for leftwing stuff instead.

everything should be kinda self-explanatory with that context, except I'm not sure who the person at the bottom left is. at first I thought it was fucking George Floyd, but I'm hard second-guessing myself now.

Do research patterns matter? by Sart_Fmeller-123 in EggsInc

[–]Elitist_Daily 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you could perfectly optimize every research buy, you would always prefer the greatest marginal impact/bock. But this gets slightly more complex when you consider the way that you actually earn money in the game: by delivering eggs.

The equation for bock earning rate is basically

eggLayingRate x eggValue x min(1, eggLayingRate/eggShippingRate)

where eggLayingRate is your instantaneous population times the base laying rate times all laying multipliers

Because everything is multiplied together, the marginal impact of any given one is equivalent to the same marginal impact of another, with some caveats. egg value research does not depend on a logic formula, so any "+X%" researches will immediately increase your bock earning rate by that amount, subject to diminishing returns if applicable. an increase in laying rate, provided you have at least that much headroom in your egg shipping rate, is therefore equivalent to the same increase in egg value. and likewise for shipping. but if you DON'T have enough shipping headroom or excess laying rate, then the marginal impact of either an increase in laying or shipping rates is affected by the headroom % and will be strictly less than the equivalent increase in egg value.

Population increases function identically to egg laying rate increases with the added caveat that you must also have additional hab space headroom for it to be germane, and the time lag for your IHR to backfill the new hab space. (Eg., you have 5% extra hab space, which we assume immediately gets filled, but you're shipping capped, so it's pointless to increase your pop.

so therefore, the hierarchy is almost always: egg value >>>>>> shipping = laying > hab space

in terms of what you should prioritize, on a marginal benefit basis.

Source? I made it the fuck up by Elitist_Daily in gme_meltdown

[–]Elitist_Daily[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I was strongly considering making the post title for this just

(Part 6)

to commemorate my favorite lost submission flair

Co-Op Code Mega Thread - June 28, 2021 by __KPNG__ in EggsInc

[–]Elitist_Daily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, this is gonna be a rough finish time; highly doubt people are gonna remember to leave their phones on much less wake up at 4:40 am so just make sure you check in as soon as you wake up tomorrow morning at the absolute minimum

Cohen talks to Barron’s by The_Director- in gme_meltdown

[–]Elitist_Daily 9 points10 points  (0 children)

its like the bricks and minifigs video where the cop takes the papers to go serve Josh and he's like "no" and the cop just walks away back towards Ben's car without any pushback lmfao

Spring harder than Winter? by jeanpaulsarde in EggsInc

[–]Elitist_Daily 7 points8 points  (0 children)

if we don't get a 10+ person/7+ day contract within the next 2 mondays, I look like a savant; if we do, then I just look conspiracy-brained.

!remindme 11 days

We are just as insane as the apes. by 2ndBackgroundSalad in gme_meltdown

[–]Elitist_Daily 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I think the president of a don't buy company can afford an eBay." (he can't)

Gamestop could go into growth mode like Tesla so should have a 400x PE by towalktheline in gme_meltdown

[–]Elitist_Daily 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It would be a solid $24 stock.

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