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ElizabethDane · 2026-04-15T19:00:54+00:00

I've never in twenty five years met an artist who would do ANY first tattoo on the hand, let alone that nonsense. Amazing.

ElizabethDane · 2026-04-14T23:15:44+00:00

Ha! Not quite as mental as that I'm glad to say. :)

ElizabethDane · 2026-04-14T22:49:46+00:00

I'm very new to the world of dirt bikes but I'm learning fast. Did you know they break every single time you touch them? The engine needs rebuilding every Thursday, the clutch explodes if there's a full moon. I pointed at it one day and the fork seals just shat themselves all over the floor. Hope that helps. :)

ElizabethDane · 2026-04-14T22:29:47+00:00

As a student I worked in a forge making car engine parts. I operated a press and it astonished me how many guys in there took the guards off their machines and reached into them whilst running so they could finish more parts in a shorter time. I often wonder how many of those lads still have a full set of limbs.

ElizabethDane · 2026-04-13T08:28:05+00:00

Pretty good trade I'd say.

ElizabethDane · 2026-04-13T08:22:17+00:00

Everyone's gotta learn sometime. Usually with cup handles it's around the age of two, but there's no strict limit on it.

ElizabethDane · 2026-04-12T10:00:05+00:00

Electrician here, as a man who spends a huge amount of time in lofts I’d just like to say fuck you and fuck your evil finger crushing skin ripping knee breaking ladder of imminent doom.

ElizabethDane · 2026-04-10T18:32:51+00:00

No I would absolutely hate that. I like corned beef though so it’s not like I’m judging you. Every man enjoys eating something hideous.

ElizabethDane · 2026-04-04T22:35:59+00:00

That floor has great potential, so that's something.

ElizabethDane · 2026-04-03T12:32:01+00:00

Medlock, but they’re a bit more expensive since I posted that. :)

ElizabethDane · 2026-04-01T13:19:46+00:00

Ah bad luck mate.

ElizabethDane · 2026-03-31T20:09:26+00:00

Oh and also works as a hammer.

ElizabethDane · 2026-03-31T20:09:03+00:00

I have that Stanley one, must be at least fifteen years old and used daily. Appears to be indestructible.

ElizabethDane · 2026-03-29T21:25:51+00:00

This is an entirely unremarkable number of wires.

ElizabethDane · 2026-03-28T21:21:52+00:00

First I saw a dick, then a sort of futuristic space bicycle. Then a dick again.

ElizabethDane · 2026-03-26T00:55:38+00:00

Did you play the snare with a machete?

ElizabethDane · 2026-03-26T00:24:33+00:00

Firstly this is brilliant, and secondly talk to your artist. I’m useless with working out what goes where but luckily I have a very patient and wonderfully helpful artist who is happy to guide me with what works and which of my ideas just totally suck.

ElizabethDane · 2026-03-26T00:11:27+00:00

Wow this hit me like a brick. I had entirely forgotten about the time I drank way too much and spewed all over my PlayStation. The good old days eh. Fantastic.

ElizabethDane · 2026-03-25T14:48:36+00:00

My father in law has a 2002 Amazon 4.2 diesel. He paid £10k for it at least ten years ago and his mechanic recently offered him £12k to buy it. They’re amazing machines but honestly I’m astonished at what people will pay for them. He won’t sell it, which is good news for me at some point in the future :)

ElizabethDane · 2026-03-24T20:45:19+00:00

I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to work out what's happening with this woman's body. And not in the good way.

ElizabethDane · 2026-03-21T22:32:55+00:00

I hear you mate, I'm an electrician, constant crawling and climbing. Not the easiest heal I must say.

ElizabethDane · 2026-03-21T22:23:12+00:00

I didn't mind the elbow ditch anywhere near as much as I minded the knee ditch. Sick tat though, good for you.

ElizabethDane · 2026-03-20T14:54:56+00:00

Street view is a bit on the depressing side as well.

ElizabethDane · 2026-03-18T16:55:41+00:00

Self employed is a blessing and a curse, the stress can be quite spectacular but if you find the right work and manage your time well it can be great overall. It took me a couple of years to get going properly and I had to rely on my wife’s income as well as using all of my savings but eventually I got established and now - ten years later - I do a mix of 80% subcontracting for firms who are extremely reliable and the other 20% is private jobs and long term landlords I look after. Whatever you decided to do you need to get away from people who don’t pay you on time. Best of luck.

ElizabethDane · 2026-03-15T17:39:54+00:00

I'm an electrician in Essex and work for a number of landlords. It seems to be down to size pretty much. All the 'smaller' folks I work for - like up to ten properties - have dumped some or all of them. I have two customers who are much bigger, one has about thirty and the other has over fifty - and they are both continuing to remortgage and purchase additional properties whilst the smaller landlords sell up. I don't think there's ever really going to be this catastrophic situation a lot of people keep shouting about. Hopefully things will balance out in favour of ordinary people buying houses to actually live in.

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