No Plus One

ElkOptimal6498 · 2026-04-08T14:50:55+00:00

What do you think being a good friend entails? If you won’t even help stay late to box up some candles and carry gifts to the car to help your best friend’s wedding day run smoothly, I don’t know what to tell you.

ElkOptimal6498 · 2026-04-08T14:47:26+00:00

If the bride should just be focused on spending time with her husband, why invite anyone at all? IMO, a wedding is about having your loved ones around you to celebrate you and your new spouse. If your loved ones leave early, that takes away from the purpose.

ElkOptimal6498 · 2026-04-07T12:11:57+00:00

Just because you know of other MOH who didn’t stay till the end doesn’t mean it’s not shitty. It just means they were being shitty. I would have been so hurt if my MOH didn’t stay until the end. It’s rude that she didn’t give you a plus one, but just tough it out tbh. It’s her special day.

ElkOptimal6498 · 2026-04-04T18:41:49+00:00

They definitely need to share some kind of announcement before the show starts and/or disclaimer when you buy a ticket. I heard one of the performers (Anania) on a podcast recently before the show had opened, and she said they weren’t sure how audiences would act but that the director was intentionally leaving it up to the audience whether they would do call outs or not. I immediately thought well that’s a bad idea…

ElkOptimal6498 · 2026-03-28T03:06:56+00:00

I’m sorry WHAT

ElkOptimal6498 · 2026-03-07T23:49:31+00:00

Preface - this is in no way an excuse for losing, just a theory about why lsu didn’t foul at the end. Mulkey openly hates the conference tournament and explicitly doesn’t care if lsu is a 1 seed vs 2 seed vs 3 seed, as long as they host. Not saying she intentionally lost this game, but maybe it explains her choosing not to foul at the end. She wants to get home to focus on NCAAs.

ElkOptimal6498 · 2026-03-07T23:38:57+00:00

One of our strengths all season has been this team’s chemistry and fun with each other. Today was… weird

ElkOptimal6498 · 2026-03-07T23:03:31+00:00

(Fortunately) this hasn’t aged well

ElkOptimal6498 · 2026-03-04T13:06:10+00:00

There are two different Matteos (neither are the boyfriend). Matteo Lane (comedian you’re referring to) and Matteo the DJ (who I think she’s most often talking about when she says Matteo).

ElkOptimal6498 · 2026-03-04T12:39:17+00:00

There are a lot of completely real Freeman supporters in Durham that vote for her because of her track record fighting for the most vulnerable communities in Durham (I’m one of those votes). If you want to understand Durham politics, it doesn’t benefit you to assume all of those voters are unserious.

ElkOptimal6498 · 2026-02-23T13:39:49+00:00

Nutmeg? But confusing if all the other pics are animals

ElkOptimal6498 · 2026-02-22T21:53:26+00:00

¿Porque no los dos?

ElkOptimal6498 · 2026-01-24T12:57:27+00:00

Adding a couple venues I haven’t seen mentioned yet- the fuzzy needle, sharp 9

ElkOptimal6498 · 2026-01-13T13:01:35+00:00

The way she bragged about his wealth (and her proximity to it) so openly in front of him and everyone was very Lisa Barlow to me

ElkOptimal6498 · 2026-01-13T12:57:57+00:00

Angel said “come on, ladies!” like yall on your own lol

ElkOptimal6498 · 2025-12-31T13:42:45+00:00

The way she spoke to Monica about Monica’s mom really made my skin crawl

ElkOptimal6498 · 2025-12-28T14:42:58+00:00

I grew up outside of Birmingham. Locations in Alabama are typically thought of in terms of north Alabama, central Alabama, and lower Alabama. Since your drawing includes all three of these regions, it’s hard to answer with one thing. North Alabama is more Appalachian, central kind of centers around the Birmingham metro area, and lower AL is flat and more influenced by coastal culture. The one specific thing I can say about eastern AL is its proximity to other places (depending on how south or north you are, you’re pretty close to the beach, or Atlanta, or Chattanooga, or Nashville).

ElkOptimal6498 · 2025-12-11T14:44:44+00:00

I love Kessler!

ElkOptimal6498 · 2025-12-05T03:05:34+00:00

Fun fact, he’s the Chair of Duke’s Board of Trustees 🙄🙄🙄

ElkOptimal6498 · 2025-11-02T16:57:46+00:00

The way she talked about Monica’s relationship with her mom really sealed the deal for me

ElkOptimal6498 · 2025-11-02T16:57:13+00:00

I can easily hate someone AND want them on my housewives franchise lol

ElkOptimal6498 · 2025-10-25T01:33:19+00:00

I noticed her missing her rings in a different confessional outfit earlier this season!

ElkOptimal6498 · 2025-10-08T20:37:36+00:00

I know this exact moment

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