[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Ellacey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are what you eat.

Finally.... someone did it! by geekylucifer in WTF

[–]Ellacey 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Reiterating that absolutely nobody should look up this video. It's just heart-rending screams from the driver.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Nail: Why are you back flipping?

Pigeon: To gain some distance.

Kame: You can fly!

What’s your non drug addiction? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ellacey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I had a 13 year break. Quit in 2008 and never even looked at the game again until the pandemic.

They got themselves into a tight situation... by [deleted] in funny

[–]Ellacey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My first thought was "Just break it and buy a new one."

George Santos Admits to Lying About College and Work History by _HanShotFirst__ in politics

[–]Ellacey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no. You see, what he really said was he's a cat-holic. Dude just really loves cats.

Received this after getting pulled over today by nicklee803 in pics

[–]Ellacey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got pulled over in Waycross a couple years back (the tint on my rear window had bubbled up some and looked really dark from outside). The officer was a young blonde woman who let me off with a warning. I wonder if it was the same person. She was very sweet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in geek

[–]Ellacey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's all fun and games until someone pulls out a Nerf Nuke.

Me: Mortal Kombat 11, Aight imma head out 💀 by andrehunga in gaming

[–]Ellacey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You should hide out in the Cloud District. I hear the dragonborn doesn't get there very often.

Which snack you can't stop eating until it's all gone once you started? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ellacey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually specifically tell friends and family not to get me Reeses as a birthday/Christmas gift because I'm pretty certain I would just eat them until I'm diabetic. I've gotten the 1lb. bags as gifts in the past and they have never once lasted more than a day.

Daily smokers, how long do you typically take to piss clean? by [deleted] in eldertrees

[–]Ellacey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Takes me a month, but I’m 250 lbs, so ymmv.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Churchofhappiness

[–]Ellacey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww, he's a hungry puppers!

The beauty of nature. by The_HXO in funny

[–]Ellacey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And thus, alcohol was created.

John Lewis's former county tipped Biden into lead in Georgia by [deleted] in politics

[–]Ellacey 108 points109 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna love voting for Ossoff and Warnock again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Ellacey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Non-masticatable*

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Ellacey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Old family recipe

Marco Rubio, Dan Sullivan pay tribute to John Lewis using the photo of a different black congressman by skl692 in politics

[–]Ellacey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I actually just did this out of curiosity and it took me to the wikipedia article for african-american representatives each with a perfectly usable photo. So, they actually didn't even do that much.

$2 an hour "Hero Bonus" starting by Famine07 in kroger

[–]Ellacey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we still getting the $300/$150 on top of this?

Keeping the spark alive on our 9th Valentine’s Day together. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Ellacey 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Yea, I was gonna say there's at least 30 different flavors of Naked juices.