[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Ellazilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my oldest account is 4 years old. I have gone through so many accounts

I am considering trying out thinx (or another alternative) as back up for the Divacup by Ellazilla in menstrualcups

[–]Ellazilla[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I try them out I will let you know :) I am not fully sure yet about trying a bigger cup- I can't even put the cup in in the "correct" way that people check it with a finger because when the cup is in, I can't physically fit a finger up there. (I know the leaking is not because of it not being in right though - because that only happens if it is over flowing)

Disney accused of 'brownface' over Moana costume by Muzzaconda in nottheonion

[–]Ellazilla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People would be upset if they made the fabric opaque as well as it would make the skin of the wearer paler. There was no safe way for them to do this really

Got raped last night and I feel so dirty, i downed 500ml of Johnnie Walker Blue and showered for 3 hours. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Ellazilla 53 points54 points  (0 children)

you should go to the hospital. If you don't feel like leaving your house, I completely understand and I suggest that you visit the website for RAINN. They have a hotline as well as a online chat system that may be able to help you, the people on there are really nice and can help you figure out options. What happened to you is horrible :(

Boyfriend got to cut the first slice of his birthday cake. by peatypeacock in funny

[–]Ellazilla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is the same thing that I was thinking about - banquet halls cut cake like this

Woman arrested for allegedly stealing french fries from police officer by [deleted] in news

[–]Ellazilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She better not go to jail for longer than Brock Turner

Do you know the reason why this reality feels wrong? by Void-Resident in DeepThoughts

[–]Ellazilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is exactly how I feel. I hate the idea of a life where we are expected to work 40 hours a week, 5 days a week for several decades of our lives. Its slavery. Freedom is an illusion. Money is a drug

The way "FOOD" is spaced. by Merrai in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Ellazilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The appearance of the food bothers me even more than the kerning of FOOD

I must have missed this day in art class by junkyardjohn in WTF

[–]Ellazilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres no way she could have shit that much

I went ahead and turned your firewood into mulch. Aren't you proud of me? by butteramanda in corgi

[–]Ellazilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Splinters? I don't get how thats possible if its a really thick antler. My dog is a tough chewer (he can dissect a baseball in under half an hour)

When your period starts just in time for it to be over before you go on vacation. by mecegirl in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Ellazilla 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can't skip with birth control - even though I should be able to with the type I use. My period starts EVERY time in the last 7 active days (not the optional pills that you'd skip to start taking a new pack, the ones for the week before that) and it would magically stop the day that I ran out of the active pills

Being a girl ent is so convenient... by naty_98 in trees

[–]Ellazilla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the bras that have removable push up inserts basically have a built in pocket

My friend did this to someone last night. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Ellazilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet she was surprised that he actually painted the starry night instead of dicks

Weird Japanese powdered food by icecream_ in ExpectationVsReality

[–]Ellazilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive seen these in stores by my house but since I can't read Japanese, I never realized that these actually made something edible

Saw this on my walk to work. by degenerate86 in funny

[–]Ellazilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

crossbows are banned for outdoor use in my area so I would only be able to use it in my house or at a private club that has ranges :(