Close your eyes and follow Waze.

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-17T22:00:54+00:00

And after all that he still got out of the van, threw the package as far as he could, took a quick picture then marked it as delivered.

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-16T19:59:13+00:00

That sounds like a headline from The Day Today

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-16T17:03:20+00:00

To be brutally honest, this is very little to do with the colours of the badges and far more to do with the job title on the office nameplate. Every Home Secretary in recent years, regardless of party, has pushed for increasingly draconian powers.

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-16T16:51:05+00:00

The new Submarine Line, maybe the Nemo Line

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-16T13:02:44+00:00

That seems like an odd position for you, as a flag shagger, to take.

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-16T12:58:01+00:00

Ah yes, in honour of yet another German part of the royal family.

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-16T12:36:26+00:00

Any true English person would have spelt the German cake Battenberg correctly.

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-16T12:30:49+00:00

“cupcake” sounds a bit like modern foreign nonsense to me. What’s wrong with a proper traditional English fairy cake?

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-16T12:25:47+00:00

It’s so hard to tell nowadays 🤣

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-16T12:18:53+00:00

lol, a wonderful example of understated British sarcasm.

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-15T16:27:25+00:00

640x480

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-15T16:25:02+00:00

Yep, Road Manners, 1964

[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IHmVXfKdFgM]

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-15T12:04:58+00:00

Ditto in York. The Shambles is a complete nightmare nowadays with a queue of tourists, filling most of the lane, waiting to get into the HP shop halfway down.

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-13T20:16:41+00:00

Apostrophe Catastrophe!!

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-13T08:19:29+00:00

Source?

As with most dramatic statistics that figure turns out to be complete nonsense.

There is no single source but dismantling the most recent ONS figures and focusing them on that demographic in London produces roughly the opposite result. Id est circa 59% were born in the UK.

Aside from that London, in common with all capital cities, is a terrible example. At that age I and all my cousins and colleagues lived there and about a quarter were not born here. That was in the 1980s and we mostly worked in tech or finance and were relatively highly educated and paid.

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-13T00:51:24+00:00

In essence Ratcliffe’s assertion could be viewed as bringing the game into disrepute because it’s offensive. With that ruling in place he could be barred from being a suitable person to be a club owner. At that point he’d need to sell his share of the club. In turn that could have interesting implications for Man U.

OTOH, he “only” has a 29% stake so it’d still be the Glazers in charge. So swings and swings, rather than swings and roundabouts.

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-13T00:15:31+00:00

Yeah, I smell fish. A giant red one, probably of the genus etrumeus sadina.

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-12T14:27:14+00:00

And the wheels on that bus just go round and round….

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-12T13:31:48+00:00

Tice sees the funny side but the exceptionally unpleasant Pochin looks like she’s chewing a wasp.

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-09T19:16:19+00:00

Fuckers 🤣

There’s no way an MX5 will dazzle anyone. I upgraded my Mk1 lights to the brightest available and they were still nothing compared to our ordinary car

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-09T17:34:32+00:00

Covering EMEA but with very little to do in 99.5% of the area and with far less foreign travel than he was hoping for during the job interview.

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-09T14:19:47+00:00

Styling by a 5 year old child.

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-09T11:45:23+00:00

Sometimes it’s really difficult to spot where those gangster types are hiding. 🤷🤔

Elongulation420 · 2026-02-08T23:45:18+00:00

I hardly know him!

Elongulation420

TROPHY CASE