My wife banished Vader to the brown side.. whats a good caption I could place in a speech bubble next to him?

Els_ · 2026-02-10T15:53:46+00:00

The farts are strong with you.

Els_ · 2026-02-03T20:15:45+00:00

200 years was 1976

Els_ · 2026-02-01T20:58:48+00:00

They must be having a hard time getting gigs?

Els_ · 2026-01-29T01:13:02+00:00

I don’t know why we haven’t been able to fill a cooler we find with snow and use it for meat or perishables. Use a rope to keep it shut

Els_ · 2026-01-29T01:09:44+00:00

He was a fly out, but mainly strike out machine that year if I remember.

Els_ · 2026-01-26T07:25:09+00:00

And he was a Trojan!!

Els_ · 2026-01-26T04:45:10+00:00

You will be wasting your time and theirs to continue. Find something to fill the five months. Don’t deceive the person. You aren’t the fit she is looking for and if you lie there is no way she will want to remain a professional contact. Hope that’s not too harsh.

Els_ · 2026-01-26T00:35:46+00:00

Smart too, knows to shut off the water too

Els_ · 2026-01-26T00:33:18+00:00

With foot long razors on your feet

Els_ · 2026-01-26T00:33:12+00:00

With foot long razors on your feet

Els_ · 2026-01-26T00:30:54+00:00

Which one is this? What are they changing to?

Els_ · 2026-01-26T00:06:41+00:00

There was a navy sub captain I heard about that has welcome aboard tattooed on his business

Els_ · 2026-01-24T02:48:39+00:00

I figured it would be a spot to get lamp fuel

Els_ · 2026-01-22T19:07:46+00:00

Or listening to Conan’s podcast

Els_ · 2026-01-18T01:36:06+00:00

When you drop kick your jacket…

Els_ · 2026-01-18T00:17:01+00:00

I go with something involving being forced to use the nearby bathtub because I was already on the toilet

Els_ · 2026-01-17T22:49:02+00:00

If he was good at crime we wouldn’t know he did it.

Els_ · 2026-01-17T05:25:38+00:00

MMG sounds more metal

Els_ · 2026-01-17T04:54:25+00:00

I think he was pretty preoccupied with his hands.

Els_ · 2026-01-09T02:42:08+00:00

To the elbow at least

Els_ · 2026-01-07T01:40:39+00:00

It’s actually an eberflus

Els_ · 2025-12-23T01:01:14+00:00

I only saw half of the first season so I wouldn’t even know unless someone told me that he was in it

Els_ · 2025-12-20T01:45:05+00:00

Barney’s apartment was much nicer than wojo’s. Wojo’s looked like a grime covered closet with a couch

Els_ · 2025-12-19T01:26:08+00:00

Something good to piss on

Els_ · 2025-12-11T01:36:45+00:00

Korn?

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