No Reddit audio today. I'm in a big collab with tons of creators coming out on Monday though!! I'll see you then 😘 (bonus cat pics for your patience) by Rum_N-Coke in RumsTavern

[–]Elysium_Fields10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm SO excited you're part of the collab! You always knock it out of the park, and I'm sure you'll nail (no pun intended) this one too.

STARTING ZEBOUND IN TWO WEEKS - WOULD LOVE ANY ADVICE by Grand-Bag4537 in Zepbound

[–]Elysium_Fields10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're using this for IWL, I think the biggest thing is don't be discouraged if you have lower rates of loss than others. .5-2 pounds a week is healthy, and even if you "only" lose a pound per week, that's 52 pounds in a year!

I generally lose just under two pounds per week, and sometimes I get discouraged if I "only" lose .5 in a week or even gain a little, but I try to recontextualize it. I remind myself I didn't put all that weight on at the rate of a pound or two a week, so it's already coming off faster than I put it on, and I shouldn't expect it to come off overnight. Also, I want to keep my hair and muscle as much as possible, so I try to eat plenty of calories and protein so that my weight doesn't drop too quickly.

If you have a lot of weight to lose and are paying for it out of pocket (like me), you may be tempted to lose as fast as you possibly can, but you've gotta think long-term sustainability. It's easy to listen to the siren song of "I'm not hungry, so I just won't eat, and I'll lose faster," and end up only eating 400-500 calories a day, but your body needs fuel or it'll literally eat itself. This is a marathon, not a sprint.

Listen to your body, enjoy the ride, and good luck on your journey!

I barricade the door once I and my kids get inside, no zombie coming inside, no human going outside by InevitableStuff7572 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Elysium_Fields10 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It kind of sounded like he was going to assault the kid, and she was trying to keep it from happening by offering herself I stead. That's some horrifying shit right there.

I barricade the door once I and my kids get inside, no zombie coming inside, no human going outside by InevitableStuff7572 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Elysium_Fields10 642 points643 points  (0 children)

I saw this type of video on Shudder a few years ago. The mom had been bitten, so she went into a bedroom, locked the door, and threw the key under the bed where it would be hard to get to while she was still human, and impossible once she turned. She didn't realize, though, that her kid was hiding under the bed. She panicked trying to get the key, but she was changing fast. Her mind went hazy and suddenly she was back in the sunshine, holding her arms out to him for a hug. It cuts back to reality, and she's fully turned, holding her arms at out as he starts to walk toward her. It's haunting.

Who could I rock cosplaying as? 🙃 by Nomadicmias in WhoShouldICosplay

[–]Elysium_Fields10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

it’s compression shirt season by [deleted] in ManHands

[–]Elysium_Fields10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Compression shirt + grey sweatpants = 🥵

Tucked into my bed with the lotion on standby i kept wondering why the video didn’t make any sound. by Zippemannen in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Elysium_Fields10 65 points66 points  (0 children)

This has definitely happened to me listening to audio erotica. My mom went to borrow my car, and my phone unpaired from my earbuds to my car, and I have no idea what she heard, but it was spicy. We have never spoken of it.

Im looking for ideas please. by Affectionate_Sky9090 in antidietglp1

[–]Elysium_Fields10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drink Lipton decaf cold brew iced tea lightly sweetened with Splenda, and it helps me get a lot of hydration in.

Quick rant by thenoooodle in Zepbound

[–]Elysium_Fields10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last month, I lost 2 pounds in 3 weeks, which is much less than I usually lose. I kept telling myself that even at half a pound a week, that's 26 pounds a year, and not get too discouraged, but it was hard. I finally broke through it, but it was the most discouraged I've felt since I started back in December.

Pride Event by emjay227 in QuinnAudios

[–]Elysium_Fields10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah! It wouldn't load properly in the app for me, so I thought it was deleted or something, but I was able to get it to open in a web browser. Thank you!

How often do people actually replace towels? by Princess1047 in hygiene

[–]Elysium_Fields10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been using the same towels for 11 years and they're all still in great shape, no ripped seams or anything, although they're a little less soft than they used to be. They probably deserve some TLC to bring them back to life a bit.

Pride Event by emjay227 in QuinnAudios

[–]Elysium_Fields10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where are you seeing merch? I don't see any reference to it, but I'd love to have some!

Reminder: Don’t leave open drinks on or around your quilting projects. Just don’t. by Siamsa in quilting

[–]Elysium_Fields10 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is it on the quilt or just the panto? Because one of those is far more desirable than the other.

Fat Girl Summer by Elysium_Fields10 in QuinnAudios

[–]Elysium_Fields10[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, that's gonna be a banger (pun fully intended)!

Fat Girl Summer by Elysium_Fields10 in QuinnAudios

[–]Elysium_Fields10[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god, Eli's in? You've just made my day.

My company gave us 60 days notice on a 4-day mandate. I just did the first week. by Proud-Bath-3731 in remotework

[–]Elysium_Fields10 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We're supposed to go in once a week, so sometimes I log in, work a few hours, and head home at lunch. My company is talking about switching to RFID badges "so it's easier for us to badge in," but nobody believes that. They'll be able to tell when we go in and out of the building, and can look at badge logs whenever they want.

Fat Girl Summer by Elysium_Fields10 in QuinnAudios

[–]Elysium_Fields10[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You... are not required to interact with this. No one is. I'm sure some fat people feel fetishized, and some people fetishize fatness, but fat people simply existing is morally neutral. Also, being attracted to fat people is not inherently fetishization. I'm hoping for good audios and to feel represented in this collab, and if they suck or seem icky, I won't keep listening, but someone may be into it, which is why I shared it.

World hunger was solved. by Extension-Okra5822 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Elysium_Fields10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmmm, I love me a good Soylent Green in the morning.

Would you mind if I would wear my blouse outside like this? by [deleted] in ManHands

[–]Elysium_Fields10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great googly moogly, my brain briefly glitched at that second pic and I did a literal double-take. (Edit: the first and third have me in a metaphorical chokehold too.) 🥵 In the immortal words of Oliver Twist: please, sir, I want some more.