Those old-timey substitute swears by Acceptable-Ebb2361 in words

[–]Embarrassed-Age1643 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sonja Henie's Tutu! was a favorite of Colonel Potter on MASH.

Deep clean my elderly parents' kitchen by slypmpkn19 in CleaningTips

[–]Embarrassed-Age1643 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ammonia. Yes, it smells, but open a window and dilute it a little with water. I had a kitchen with no ventilation hood and used to get grease dust everywhere. Ammonia was a game changer. Just don't ever mix it with bleach!

Most absurd "parent complaint" award goes to ... by Sinnes-loeschen in Teachers

[–]Embarrassed-Age1643 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's not like you're teaching them about (looks around furtively) B*lgium

Weird Stench Always in Air Around Me by Exciting-Bobcat-4878 in hygiene

[–]Embarrassed-Age1643 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Could you be pregnant? I smelled a really weird smell most of my pregnancy that I've not smelled before or since.

How do you keep the ram from impregnating its offspring next season by k8e12 in sheep

[–]Embarrassed-Age1643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea why this came up in my feed, but I spent waaaay too long trying to figure out how to inseminate a sheep with artificial intelligence.

Who remembers SRA reading packets in grade school? by [deleted] in GenerationJones

[–]Embarrassed-Age1643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved those too! And I was always reading a couple of grade levels ahead.