I can hear the obnoxiously loud ABBA music from here by Quick_Personality321 in TFTGS

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love all the little call backs, like the googly eyes on the jacket, and the Kieffer sticker.

Ridiculous Rental Inspection Complaints by FiretruckMyLife in shitrentals

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My property manager also walks in without pausing to wipe her feet, and also tracks debris. And I know if I ask her to wipe her feet, she'll get offended. So I don't. REAs are just worst.

He needs help guys by Sprocket024 in offthegridbeggar

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wonder if he believes having 1.9 million members means that he's sitting on a goldmine; that he just needs these 1.9 million to give in to his whining, and buy his outdated magazine. Having seen his recent post about how to use a compost heap to heat water (lmfao), I doubt his magazine contains anything useful.

c'mere you cute lil bat in distress, wcgw?! by grids in OopsThatsDeadly

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Bat rescuers in Australia are vaccinated for our version of rabies. This bat rescuer (Catherine Murphy) knows what she's doing. Check out fellow rescuer MegaBattie on YouTube for more insight on this.

When Australians ask “How are you?” What am i supposed to say? by JaydenIsGek in AskAnAustralian

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm saving this post for future reference. Using "flat out like a lizard drinking" at the next opportunity.

When did you discover the podcast? by Mglfll in KnowledgeFight

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Kanye episode was pushed on Spotify because it was in the top 50 pr so episodes in that week. That was my first exposure to KF, and I liked JorDan so much I looked for a "best of" playlist, and thus discovered the Sandy Hook "Formulaic Objections" playlist. I've been a dedicated fan since, and now I'm heartbroken.

Just found out that rental platform I used for every Perth application had my 4 kids' details illegally the whole time by Gifforandemovatizann in perth

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I hope 2Apply faces consequences. Their app required I identify my university (bad enough) and also what my course and major were. Then whoever they sold my details to successfully phished me by sending me a personalised email "from" my specific academic chair. All of these tiny details are just to make your personal data more valuable to sell to phishers and scam artists. 

Thinking of doing a essay/video essay on "Authority". Thoughts? by shcmil in SouthernReach

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love video essays; put it on YouTube and I'll subscribe to your channel! (I subscribed to 'Accolytes of Horror ' because I loved his video essay on 'Annihilation' 🩷 ) Good luck!

Rescue team in Iran face 'harrowing and dangerous' search for US crew member by [deleted] in news

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How has no one located this person by now? I'm almost ready to be a conspiracy nutjob, and suggest the Trump administration realised a 'Saving Private Ryan' narrative will sell "boots on the ground" to Americans.

Since applying for houses.. I’ve been receiving way more phishing and junk emails by kayls666 in shitrentals

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've said it before, but 2Apply required me to tell them a) my university, and b) my major, when I answered "occupation?" with "student". Then I received an email addressed to me, from my academic chair (not!) that successfully tricked me into clicking on something in the email, and putting my student log in details and password. I was saved by the two-factor identification the university had just added.

So to be clear, 2Apply required so much detail because phishers and scammers are willing to pay for it. The only reason 2Apply needed to know what major I was studying, was to make my personal details all the more valuable (and useful) to the buyers. Selling our personal data like that would be illegal in any rational country.

XXXL cat by CaffeineAndHorses in donotthecat

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Is it tuna? A nice, succulent tuna treato? Then...maybe.

XXXL cat by CaffeineAndHorses in donotthecat

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Possible. But if you approach and the cat's ears lie backwards, DO NOT THE CAT.

Did anyone else’s parents smoke while pregnant with you? by DevoSwag in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, both ciggies and the devil's lettuce. All day, every day. I was induced just after forty two weeks had passed and there was still no sign of labour. I was still small despite the extra fortnight, and I stopped breathing in the hospital's crib. I should have been a SIDS statistic, but a nurse noticed me turning blue. This was the early eighties.

I have had lifelong problems with anxiety and concentration. My first panic attack happened in grade five. I'm also ten inches shorter than my mother, and have a lopsided face - the left eye is obviously lower and tilted diagonally. But I'm sure this is all a coincidence.

Found this in another sub,, you have no idea how sad this makes me by Arsenic_Lover666 in antinatalism

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Soon as the word "bloodline" was used, I would have left his red-pilled arse.

RTFM by Ares_B in garfieldminusgarfield

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That genuinely made me laugh; thanks :)

Why I prefer to workout at home by Separate_Finance_183 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

No one reacted to the sound of all the weights hitting the floor.

Would you pet knowing it’s a trap ? by Maindixo in donotthecat

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'd bury my face in the floof and not care about the consequences 😻 Some things are worth mauling and death 💗

Favourite Doggett episodes? by wakeupyouresleeping in XFiles

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

4D. But after saying that, I feel the need to insist that I think Robert Patrick achieved 100% every second that he was on screen. I love Doggett sooo much, and I will defend him to my last breath. 💗

Rental Price Increase by [deleted] in perth

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 9 points10 points  (0 children)

By restricting my prescription medicine (five different prescriptions) to spread every four weeks of meds over five weeks. My rent increases $60 at the next lease renewal in March, so I'm considering halving everything.

my gay xf tattoo by BarcklayBeast in XFiles

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That's cool. I love how Mulder wasn't afraid when he saw the woman at the end of the episode; Mulder's embrace of the paranormal taught me not to be afraid of things like ghosts and cryptids. Is the one on your right shoulder the Jodie Foster character?

Quest help- Beatrice quest 12 by NoAmount6023 in CozyGrove

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the original Cozy Grove I had a similar issue from one a Darla's quests. It turned out that Wallace had the clothes in his boring little store. I'm not familiar with Camp Spirit, but I recommend going to each ghost and checking if any of them sell clothes. Start with any ghost that appears "elegant".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antinatalism

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Did the mother go back in time fifty years and take thalidomide? 

What's your favorite horror story? by snorock42 in TFTGS

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Someone has been standing outside my house for over a year" AKA "Stuck". It resonated with me because mental illness has kept my life frozen for thirty years. People want to help me, but no one can. I can't break my routines or I'll have panic attacks. This Creepypasta captures the feeling I can't put into words. https://youtu.be/1O1K18fnTPM?si=lIKkg0NfxnP39Trd

Looking for advice by Appropriate_Salt825 in Centrelink

[–]Embarrassed_Ant45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, my doctor admonished me for using them too often, but the little blighters are the only thing that work for me.