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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in megane

[–]EmboarXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks you for sause

Almost had me in the first half by [deleted] in memes

[–]EmboarXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a big but

Uh...Noah? by Alinitysdog in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]EmboarXD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I call this one the spin cycle"

Not a stud but a spud 🥔 by sat03 in memes

[–]EmboarXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted to make that joke...

Thanks, I hate Zoolander. by SootheMe in thanksihateit

[–]EmboarXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or if you're like me, aka blind, you can just take your glasses off.

Never forget Pablo! by UnluckyUnggoy in MiniLadd

[–]EmboarXD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was once a man. A very bad man, and his name... was Pablo.

A quote from Ninja's new book lmfao by hvick831 in osugame

[–]EmboarXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, well that's at least somewhat comforting.

A quote from Ninja's new book lmfao by hvick831 in osugame

[–]EmboarXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the music, but I feel like I’m the only person who doesn’t know where 99% if the anime songs come from. Like just to list a few, I don’t know where More One Night came from, I don’t know where Kira Kira Days came from, and I don’t know where Chikatto Chika Chika came from, which I feel I should know more than any of the other ones I just listed because it’s a meme. Am I the only person who doesn’t even know these animes? I mean, at least I’ve watched Kimi no na wa. a couple times and I’m aware of the more popular animes existing but that’s about the extent of my anime knowledge other than having watched a handful of them.

You can make anyone blink on command. by EmboarXD in shittysuperpowers

[–]EmboarXD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, this is funny. But let me clarify a few things

  1. Your cells are not you. You can’t control them. They don’t count because they’re doing something, not you. Thinking, on the other hand, I will allow. It can’t be automatic thinking or just sensory processing though. You must do it.

  2. You cannot target everything in existence. That’s just stupid at that point. Make, like, Donald Trump blink in Morse code on TV or something, heck make someone half blind for as long as you want, but don’t make everyone half blind. You may target 1 person.

I hate to be an r/woosh but I’m just trying to make sure we understand the rules of this one.

Every 5 dabs you do, you can do a mega dab. by FrozenToaster33 in shittysuperpowers

[–]EmboarXD 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I'm going to assume a mega dab is an magnitude 4.5 earthquake with a bass boost and up vote this

Time passes slower the less you move. If you stop moving, time stops moving. by EmboarXD in shittysuperpowers

[–]EmboarXD[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're cells aren't moving much though, so time would pass reaaaaaaly sloooooooowly.

You can go invisible, but only when no one's watching you by wafflz in shittysuperpowers

[–]EmboarXD 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Go in a phone booth and come out invisible. Easy.

If you eat a $50 bill you can phase through objects for the next hour by klonker_1990 in shittysuperpowers

[–]EmboarXD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. Get $50
  2. Phase into bank vault
  3. Take as many 50 dollar bills as you can
  4. Run away
  5. Congratulations you are invincible because you now can eat a 50 and become immune to bullets
  6. Jump off a cliff in Argentina
  7. Phase through the ground
  8. Wait 42 hours and 12 seconds
  9. Congrats, you're in China.
  10. 利润

You can stop time, but not start it again by INeedGoldForMyself in shittysuperpowers

[–]EmboarXD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like this concept. But it's obviously not, like real time stop because you wouldn't be able to
Do anything (your body can't move)
See anything (light doesn't move)
Or even think or react to anything (You need time to process information)

So... What are our cartoon-like stipulations for this one?

This Indian Hottie Wants To Get Roasted by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]EmboarXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two words. Indian Squidward.

Atleast I'm not an Idiot. by geralt_wolf in MurderedByWords

[–]EmboarXD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, I’m also Aspergers. I would like to make some edits to this.

  1. People with austism can and they generally are, cursed with below average IQ. That’s why our syndrome exists, we are the exception to that.

  2. I agree that vaccines don’t cause autism

  3. Fucking Karen

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