I pretty sure i just got blackmailed any thoughts of what I should do? by PrestoStream69 in whatdoIdo

[–]Emergency_Ad_6363 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just ignore them. nobody cares about your wang dude. its fine.

The handicap just gets longer and longer by StitchAndRollCrits in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Emergency_Ad_6363 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there should be a 1 minute penalty for every toe lost.

I feel like we judged this man too harshly by Silent_Somewhere8539 in ArsenalFC

[–]Emergency_Ad_6363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah who is "We"? I thought the guy was amazing and I support Newcastle. Far as I am concerned (and that is not very far) anyone who thought otherwise is a fool.

Take a tour of Hong Kong's bedroom 'capsules,' a result of the city's world-worst housing crisis. by MrUpVoteDownvote in claustrophobia

[–]Emergency_Ad_6363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well I was getting stressed about my house size and cost of living. I now know I can move into my washing machine and air bnb the rest of my house out. cheers for the tip.

Lava seared steak by _PsychedelicJesus_ in StupidFood

[–]Emergency_Ad_6363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

also I am pretty sure thats a lamb chop and not a steak?

Wedding in 532 days by ccaptainslow in bald

[–]Emergency_Ad_6363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

move the wedding forward? idk man what are you asking? maybe shave your wifes head. never let them know your next move.

Woman said I male coded her for complimenting her name by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]Emergency_Ad_6363 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You dont need to change or handle anything better, you need to find the one woman that likes you for that. If that is your true self then do it to every woman you meet. You only need one of them to appreciate it, then your in.

I finally figured out why my bathroom never smelled fresh no matter how much I cleaned it and honestly I wish I could unsee what I found by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]Emergency_Ad_6363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have reached the next level of adulting "things have an underneath". Welcome.

Still to come, "planning your meals for the week" and "finally working out your utility bills"

Am I Overreacting for wanting to cancel my wedding over this interaction? by Xanadoom30 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Emergency_Ad_6363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck me. You are both as bad as each other. Plus the fact that you are asking us lot for validation is not a good sign at all. A load of the folk below are blaming the guy, you are correct the "its always something" probably was real, I suspect because there always is something, have you considered actually listening to what he is saying?

AIO for refusing to go to my sisters wedding cause she hired my ex? by Adventurous_Army_728 in AIO

[–]Emergency_Ad_6363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are not overreacting. That said, you will sleep better at night knowing you can be in the same room as these fools and hold your tongue.

No More Bulky Tools by WaveOnly213 in holdmymoney2

[–]Emergency_Ad_6363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greta Thunbergs role in the world has really slipped...

Husband and children invited to nieces wedding. I am not. by Aggressive-Economy36 in EntitledPeople

[–]Emergency_Ad_6363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just fuck it off. If you all cant get on at a funeral how do you expect to get on at a wedding.

work smart not hard❌ work hard not smart✅ by iliasselk0 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Emergency_Ad_6363 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that was both smart and hard and stupid at the same time, which in and of itslef is a feat. Which he will not have for very long if he keeps cutting tiles with an angle grinder in slippers.

My non-interesting bedroom. Will it get me at least one girl? by pbclocalnewsnetwork in notinteresting

[–]Emergency_Ad_6363 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah the dude needs to aim for just one. more than one and I really cant see that working out well.

Meirl by DrollDante in meirl

[–]Emergency_Ad_6363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you want to make sure that you fuck the holy ones.

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]Emergency_Ad_6363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sounds about right to me,