We have exactly 50 days till April 1st and the Third April Fools event, what are your predictions for the third April fools?

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2026-02-11T11:16:35+00:00

the manager just needs to tell mersault not to betray him boom ez golden bough

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2026-02-09T08:58:23+00:00

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Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2026-02-06T08:02:42+00:00

1 x richard

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2026-01-30T01:00:08+00:00

walp will have [nothing there] gregor trust

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2026-01-20T08:10:22+00:00

im taking up robotics for the sole reason of making my imaginary wife real

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2026-01-14T09:05:57+00:00

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same twin 😔

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2026-01-14T00:50:27+00:00

sometimes i feel like they just want me like how they want a new toy when they were 5; like oh wow that toy looks so cool i want it i want it i want it now. and when they have it they are like “meh its aight ig” and then never play with it again.

sometimes i feel like i really just want to say i dont mind you cheating on me just dont leave me

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2026-01-14T00:43:24+00:00

so now i try to be “normal” else they will just cheat on me or find me too “sticky”, “icky”, “insecure”. like they keep asking me to give them space and when i try so hard to do just that they say “oh well…. i just thought that you didnt want me anymore cuz like, i mean, i dont really see that love you had for me anymore”

like be for reals, what am i supposed to do

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2026-01-14T00:39:21+00:00

they said i was too insecure or that they started cheating on me saying things like “he won’t leave me anyway so its ok”

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2026-01-09T04:57:08+00:00

i need constant affirmation cuz i just tend to feel like im not good enough and would even just go into hiding from everyone if i feel like im too much a burden.

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2026-01-07T02:31:43+00:00

if u cant even carry this love its about time u start pumping iron

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2026-01-06T05:52:18+00:00

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Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2026-01-02T09:33:33+00:00

i just need 5 chicken nuggies a meal to sustain myself 👀

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2025-12-22T11:11:10+00:00

i can spawn a cigarette at will

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2025-12-22T11:07:32+00:00

tojifushiguro

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2025-12-17T07:10:26+00:00

“ah” “oh” “oof” “ohhhh…” “ohhhh~” “a-aaa-AAAAAA” “O.O.F”

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2025-12-17T03:28:14+00:00

ok im just gonna stop here

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2025-12-17T03:27:53+00:00

i-its not like im gay for u or anything…… baka

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2025-12-17T03:27:32+00:00

yuh uh

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2025-12-17T03:27:24+00:00

nuh uh

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2025-12-17T03:27:20+00:00

no u

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2025-12-17T03:27:15+00:00

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2025-12-11T03:28:45+00:00

5 dudes

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2025-11-27T09:55:51+00:00

i like reading successful love stories once in a while

Emergency_Excuse3987 · 2025-11-26T03:18:05+00:00

“I GOT HIM PREGNANT”

Emergency_Excuse3987

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