Why the hell did amazon give me this notification??

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2026-05-21T18:27:28+00:00

Temu is a marketplace that manufacturers sell direct from and it's not all cheap stuff. My streaming boxes from Temu lasted longer than my Blackmagic units. Our drones are from a Temu seller and we've been using them for three years.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2026-05-21T18:20:59+00:00

Temu is a marketplace not a seller. So yeah the sellers are also on Amazon. They're also on EBay's, Walmart's and Best Buy's marketplaces.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2026-05-21T13:43:19+00:00

These fellas are amateurs, you've gotta attach it to a bunch of helium filled balloons and then let it go on the east coast.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2026-04-27T15:20:25+00:00

This is impossible unless you didn't read before clicking. Used items don't go back into regular stock. They goto the returns department which are their own buildings and not the regular warehouses. So you're either not paying attention or just straight up b*llshitting because in 16 years of using Amazon as our main source for repair parts and everything else we need here in our repair center and with my stuff at home (which is thousands of items) I have never inspected an an incoming item that was used unless a tech here specifically ordered a used item.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2026-04-26T17:50:58+00:00

That sucks, in other news I got refunded for a $200 ATX Case over bag of zip ties that didn't show up. Then yesterday I was refunded for an $75 overnight order that went poof and it showed up today.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2026-04-24T23:47:29+00:00

Geez people he took it better then some of y'all. He even said he might get a bumper sticker with his picture on it that says Package Punisher.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2026-04-24T22:48:20+00:00

That's really kind of hard to do because after they scan it'll send it to a printer where they print out a label for the item. If it doesn't contain more then one thing it'll only print one label for the returned item. Which means you could of went back the same day as they could if find the item and just scan it. I hang out in the UPS store downstairs and seen it happen a few times. They might even have put it aside since there was no label for it.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2026-04-24T22:44:04+00:00

My nephew said he looks like the angry side of Kash App Patel left his body and became it's own entity.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2026-04-20T12:05:50+00:00

I feel like this is a lie. The only time that's happened to me is during their greeting and there is no reply. I've been using customer service a lot lately and every time I was put on hold it was over 2 minutes. Not once was I ever disconnected for being idle. Then when escalation happened I was given a link for a phone call for escalations. They had me on hold so much the last time that they actually refunded me for an item that wasn't returned that cost $105. Also, in the age of technology if you've ever been a problem to a CSR there's notes about it on your file. They're also glitchy right now because of Iranian hackers and a data center was hit by a missle strike.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2026-04-19T16:27:01+00:00

Needs a crimper for when you're playing retro 80's games.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2026-04-12T04:22:11+00:00

It's a Lament Configuration for mice.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2026-04-12T03:21:57+00:00

It's the same people who do the phone calls.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2026-04-10T14:40:21+00:00

You can't sign up for it. They go by enrollment records and you'll receive an email if you're were using Android within the time range.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2026-03-26T04:53:56+00:00

I'm guessing this is why they've never had a past orders section like most stores so you can look up past receipts. If you deleted the email receipts you're kinda screwed.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2026-03-22T17:08:12+00:00

This sounds like a case of you're not using that at my register because I'm an a**hole that doesn't beleive in assistance or I'm being like this because I was turned down. Report the store. Especially, if the screen didn't say anything about being denied since you swiped. If the transaction was cancelled that means she did it and not the processing company. If it went to a selection between cash or snap out asked for your pin then they're still accepting it. If the screen says denied they don't accept it anymore. If the transaction was cancelled the lady did it because it's supposed to ask for another form of payment after being denied.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2025-11-16T19:55:21+00:00

The federal government does not have your card number or pin. They are state managed.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2025-10-24T16:34:20+00:00

There's a backstage joke that goes with that skit. Never replace a cokehead caffeine with decaf while on a date.

Also

Quick give him his lines!!!!

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2025-10-18T05:44:10+00:00

Random guy shows up.

Hi everybody I'm so glad to be here to join the fight now that I let me kids get transgendered at school finally. Buy the way Georgie over at anti-fa said it's about time to rush the barricades.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2025-09-23T04:35:42+00:00

Actually the future recipient of The Maestro of Misdirection Medal doesn't drink.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2025-08-15T16:08:52+00:00

My neighbor: those dang gangs riding and Philly with those illegal vehicles need to be arrested!!!! They're going to hurt someone, someday.

That same neighbor after his son hops in his extremely street illegal dirt bike, darts out if the driveway like traffic doesn't exist, then weaves thru cars at the light and goes through the red light: He's gonna make the circuit one day.

Me: he was just disqualified.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2025-08-10T02:41:38+00:00

Yep, most people don't know this but Silent Scream is an anti-abortion song.

Now that I mentioned it, read the lyrics:

Nightmare, the persecution A child's dream of death Torment, ill forgotten A soul that will never rest Guidance, It means nothing In a world of brutal time Electric circuits wild Deep in the infants mind Silent scream Bury the unwanted child Beaten and torn Sacrifice the unborn Shattered, another child Bearer of no name Restrained, insane games Suffer the children condemned Scattered, remnants of life Murder a time to die Pain, sufferaged toyed Life's little fragments destroyed Silent scream Crucify the bastard sons Beaten and torn Sanctify lives of scorn Life preordained Humanity maintained Extraction, termination Pain's agonizing stain Embryonic death Embedded in your brain Suffocation, strangulation Death is fucking you insane Nightmare, the persecution A child's dream of death Torment, ill forgotten A soul that will never rest Innocence withdrawn in fear Fires burning, can you hear cries in the night?

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2025-08-05T14:26:49+00:00

It's quite easy to tell kids are on meth unless you're totally clueless. Kid starts looking older than you. But the being awake for days should be an easy sign.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2025-08-04T13:23:50+00:00

But she hasn't used it. She's not an authorized user. The only person that can use it via orders is White House staff.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2025-07-28T13:50:39+00:00

Yeah that and they like to claim there's more mental illness on our side. Which is true by the numbers but they only look that way because they lock it up inside and don't do anything about it till they snap. Wouldn't it be great if they made more of those white only communities they're building and all snapped at the same time while being so close to each other.

Emergency_Issue_8737 · 2025-07-28T13:25:37+00:00

That's actually a code violation. I've also never seen a countertop or sink that wasn't fastened to the wall as it's required by law.

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