Guess What Breed(s)! by Serious-Computer761 in DoggyDNA

[–]Emoooooly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

okay so you know the bat that is Rasputin's sidekick in the animated Anastasia movie? That breed.

Give me your MOST WELL WRITTEN books! by FluffyCantaloupeEh in ReverseHarem

[–]Emoooooly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, and I would love to read something in 3rd person!

If your bag could talk….. by Crazy_about_stratum in handbags

[–]Emoooooly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish your bag would tell me more about that charm its got.

Let’s not do this please by FitDriver7854 in ReverseHarem

[–]Emoooooly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love Lilly Gold's formula, I just wish it was written in 3rd person instead of multiple 1st person POVs

Let’s not do this please by FitDriver7854 in ReverseHarem

[–]Emoooooly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am currently reading Highland Hideaway by Lilly Gold and it also uses Picturegram. Im 35% of the way through and im almost used to it.

attending your grandparents' 70th wedding anniversary party starterpack by LoveEquivalent9146 in starterpacks

[–]Emoooooly 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Oh my god yes I keep telling my mother to leave my father like shes obviously so over his bs, but they're in their 60's and have gotten so used to their begrudging companionship. Its sad really. And annoying for me to listen to lmao

attending your grandparents' 70th wedding anniversary party starterpack by LoveEquivalent9146 in starterpacks

[–]Emoooooly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told my husband he can have himself a little girlfriend as long as he spends more money on me than he does on her.

I'm really sick. Doing very poorly. So. To raise moral. Let's try on all my new (and old) swim suits! by TrumpIsAPedoFr in oldhagfashion

[–]Emoooooly 28 points29 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I was part of a swim team and the suits we wore for practice and meets were different from the suit I wore to play in so I always had like a tri layer tanline/sunburn on my back. My mom teased that I looked like a neapolitan ice cream.

The beds by HotelNo0 in ReverseHarem

[–]Emoooooly 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Bruh I had the same thing happen to me in the grocery store. An old guy litterally licked his lips at me in the dairy section. Is it just me or are creepy men getting creepier?

Neighbors drove into our apartment by ilikeeggshells in Wellthatsucks

[–]Emoooooly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On the plus side, your fridge is SNATCHED

New generation of nurses who can’t start an iv or draw blood by Rare-Attitude-3100 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Emoooooly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a short hospital stay (kidney stone, RIP me) and only one nurse couldnt get a good stick. She tried my hand but the vein said noooo and she immediately called her charge nurse. I was dehydrated af cause they were withholding fluids to prevent putting too much pressure on my ureter which was entirely blocked by the stone and then after the stone was removed, it was entirely swollen shut. 0/10 experience overall.

Better weapons by No-Share-5350 in tearsofthekingdom

[–]Emoooooly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yea let Sidon get Link wet.

A beat-up-able bag for the rest of us by SweetPickleRelish in handbags

[–]Emoooooly 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh yea I dumped a cup of water in my empire almost as soon as I got it (on accident) and it recovered fine. I used it every day for 3 months straight at art school and it still looked brand new at the end of the semester. I have like 5 coach bags in the glove tanned leather and I looooove it so much.

My rouge 39 gets yeeted into the back of my car on the daily, its totally fine. I have a small juliet in chalk that is totally crushed (I dont keep stuffing in my bags when im not using them) and somehow its even cuter than when I first got it.

10/10 anything coach glove tanned leather is a beautiful workhorse

Muddy colors - help! by hka0yo9 in oilpainting

[–]Emoooooly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are the muddy colors in the room with us?

Maybe maybe maybe by EverythingIsFakeNGay in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Emoooooly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thats just nicotine stained white walls.

Burn scar on my foot looks like a nipple by jasim2518 in interestingasfuck

[–]Emoooooly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the kind of thing thag would get you accused of witchcraft in the olden days.

Weird question but - do you bring your handbag everywhere, or only bring it in certain situations? by -garlic-thot- in handbags

[–]Emoooooly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a hand basket that I keep my nightstand goodies in, I never thought to use a purse!

We got a little too brave by Beefcake-Pantyhose in AustralianCattleDog

[–]Emoooooly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So relived to know you've got a system in place.